Video Day here at NCS continues . . .
So far, in order, we’ve featured Metachaos, Vaulting, and Vallenfyre, and that trajectory leads naturally to . . . Baby Metal? Or is it Babymetal?
Seriously, the only reason I’m doing this is to see what kind of commentary it provokes from Phro when he emerges from his lair over in The Land of the Rising Sun. Because my reaction upon seeing this at MetalSucks was pretty much captured by Axl’s comments: “OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS DID SOMEONE PUT ACID IN MY COFFEE THIS MORNING BEC I CAN’T EVEN – WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT”
My brain is too scrambled to even come up with a sufficiently effective palate-cleanser. So instead, I’ll just show you this (after the jump) . . .
(credit/blame to byrd36 for telling me about the Baby Metal video.)
Bwwaaahahahahahahha!
That’s the most awesome fuckin’ set of costumes EVER!
Also, at this very moment Don Lemon on CNN just reported that the FBI has declared elements of the ICP fanbase a “hybrid gang”. Double bwwaaahahahaha! Fuck juggalos.
Yessir, that daddy is bringing up his little boy right. You have to start teaching good habits early, so they’ll stick.
ICP fanbase = hybrid gang: Yes, juggalos are hybrids, the kind whose mommas are also their sisters.
I’d rather listen to this than ICP.
Id rather listen to my dog pass gas then ICP
I’m going to second Axl’s comment..the fuck did I just watch?! O.O
So Slipknot decided to replace Cory Taylor with 3 japanese school girls?
I don’t have a problem with that. More things should be replaced with Japanese schoolgirls.
They’re so friendly and happy all the time!
Is there any way to keep them quiet?
Yes but it requires 12 litres of goat blood and the retina of a retired school nurse
I’m halfway there. You know of any place on-line where I can get goat’s blood?
It’s a bit pricey.
http://www.quadfive.com/goat-blood-and-serum-products.html
Though they do have discounts for bulk orders.
Holy shit. That is one grisly web site. And there doesn’t seem to be anything that explains what the blood is used for, except for a reference to supplying “pour plate manufacturers”. I will have to google that once my stomach settles down.
What’s so grisly about a blood farm?
I suppose blood farming IS metal. Just glad I don’t work there.
Not sure why, but donkey dick smothered in grape jelly seems good at quelling the shrieking.
Okay. I’m halfway there. Know where I can get any grape jelly on-line?
No, but I think Safeway has it next to their anti-harpie kits…
Fuck man, I gotta pay more attention at Safeway. I’m only really familiar with the Cheetos and beer aisles.
Either Seattle Safeway is much better than Colorado or you drink really weak beer.
Guilty as charged. I was raised on Lone Star and Pearl. Coors was a delicacy.
That’s disgusting.
“Disgusting” is one of my middle names.
Japanese schoolgirls or girls in general..because im stumped either way
As I said over on TNTOB, I’ve built up an immunity against Japanese bullshit like this. However, seeing as how this video is basically a product of the Japanese Idol industry, I would just like to take the time to say that that industry is quite possibly the creepiest legal industry in the developed world. It’s basically a giant factory farm for producing pop idols, and it does so in such a way as to make Disney look ethical and full of musical and moral integrity.
You obviously know far more about this than I do, but the cultural fixation on Japanese school girls and school-girl outfits is plenty creepy enough.
I’ve been told that its origin is not so different from our fixation with cheerleaders. But again, they have the propensity to take things to the extreme, or so it would appear
Wait wait wait..you all are missing the important part of this conversation…What the hell is wrong with school girl outfits? Without them we’d have one less halloween costume for trampy women
The void will be filled by Sexy Raphael.
http://www.go4costumes.com/products/TMNT–Sexy-Raphael-Red-Deluxe-Adult-Costume/index.php
I see your turtle and raise you a Freddy Krueger
http://www.go4costumes.com/products/Ms-Krueger-Naughty-Nightmare-Adult-Costume/index.php
I’ll call your Freddy Krueger and raise you a Fairy:
http://www.go4costumes.com/products/Fairy-Adult-Costume/index.php
But Fairies have always been sexy….even Captain Hook knows that
http://killingtimewithijahamran.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/jscprincesses-tinkerbell.jpg
That beats the hell out of my Fairy.
Touché. Well played, sir. Well played.
Why only Japan? Kpop. And Cpop are just as bad. A little person perspective please.
All of the idol industries throughout Southeast Asia (China, Korea, Vietnam, Japan), are pretty creepy, and I by no means wish to imply that Japan is the only offender. It’s just that their idol industry is more developed, entrenched, and larger in Japan than the other countries. Also, the above video is featuring Japanese Idols, which is why I directed my comments at that particular country.
Point well taken. But I think you’re selling the Korean pop market a little short…their spread into Japan has been pretty widespread.
So much so that there were (apparently) demonstrations about it a few months ago…though I think they were related to a slightly different issue. (I’m not exactly sure why anymore.)
Yeah the Japanese are like tiny creepy midgets. It’s easier to not overthink what they like/enjoy and just assume COFFINS has a Hello Kitty collection they haven’t told us about.
Thanks for making the racism of Japan seem a bit more reasonable.
That was a lot more whiney than it should have been. I just hate the Japanese equals short stereotype because so many Japanese men are taller than me.
are you short?
Average for an American… 5’10″ or 178 centimeters.
I grant you that most Japanese men are about an inch shorter than me, but the whole super short thing bugs me. Especially if you watch any kickboxing or rugby or what not…someone of those guys are fucking big.
I’ve met a lot of 15 year older who are just about my height too. (I used to work in the public schools. Who okayed that!?)
Eh, not that weird…. I wouldn’t want to listen to it regularly, but is it worse than, say, Fergie? The sex ad music marketing thing is horrific, as Tr00 Nate pointed out, but otherwise it just reminded me of a Disney Channel Halloween Special.
What are the chances of you getting us a vid of you lip syncing to ICP in your Japanese school girl outfit?
The horror!!
How about Krisiun? I think I already have that video somewhere….
But the skirt is kinda tight, so my sexy, revealing leg kicks are more like awkward shuffling.
Krisiun will be much better. I wasn’t thinking about the gang list. Wouldn’t want to get ANYONE seriously accused
of juggalo-ing!
For reals! I’d rather be a accused of supporting Cromwell.
Are you trying to get him added to the FBI gang list?
Don’t worry, they’ll never catch me. I drink lots of water so I can pee at will like bullfrog.
I totally just misread the subheader as:
Once the boobs get cold, they lose all appeal.
Wow, you really ARE fucked up. Everyone knows that when the boobs get cold, the appeal increases.
Pointing is impolite.
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Should I feel bad for liking Blood Stain Child?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oi-8xl7uZs
Japan’s answer to In Flames and COB. I like some Blood Stain Child (and that’s a cool video, which I’d never seen).
Also, I would pay all the money I have in my wallet (much more than usual I usually have too!) to see Amon Amarth dress up like the girls and do their dance. Seriously. Let’s start a pool. I have at least $300…
(Also, Freudian slip I corrected: I originally typed poop instead of pool.)
Good start. We only have about $100 million left to raise, cuz I’m thinking it would take $100,000,300 to get Amon Amarth to do that.
I think $200 + tits would accomplish it.
The $200 is to pay for the tits. I’ll be getting the surgery done in Tijuana.
And you’ll have $100 left over for the rest of the sex change.
Naw, I’m going ladyboy. More alluring for the /b/tards.
Alrighty then. Save the $100 for professional photos of Amon Amarth when they bury a drinking horn up deep into your nether regions.
I don’t need to, because they’ll pay for the honor. :p
I looked up the lyrics to this song. They, literally, make just about no sense.
I appreciate that.
Yes. It would have been disappointing if the lyrics had made sense, because nothing else about this does.
Well, the first verse is about how cute their hair is, and the chorus is about running out of time and asking (someone) to wait for them.
I forgot the rest, but it’s pretty goddamn random…
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The stupid… it burns!!!
The only thing I can think of (at 1 AM, that is) that could top this on the crap-o-meter would be a duet between Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber, with Willow Smith whipping her hair in the background to some blast beats and downtuned guitars.
Er, wait. I’m sure something that horrendous – even if not with the same people – exists somewhere out there.
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