An e-mail to me from Ben C. yesterday afternoon that I didn’t see until this morning: “If you haven’t tripped balls yet today, this should do the trick.”
Indeed, it did. Just too amazing not to share.
*phone alarm goes off*
I hate the morning.
Let’s see if NCS can wake me up…tap, tap….
What’s this? Fuck reading…
*six minutes later*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE CLOWNS ARE MY BRAIN HAIRS! THE CLOWNS ARE EATING MY BRAIN HAIRS!!
BRAIN HAIRS!! SAVE THEM! THEY WON’T GROW BACK! KILL THE BRAIN-HAIR EATING CLOWNS!
Gargle sparkle, flarge cartel slpatter hoarse hartes caaaaarroooooooooo.
Balls tripped. That was amazing.