Aug 302015

Corpse Flower Denver

 

These THAT’S METAL! posts have become so irregular that I’ve taken to counting the weeks that separate them in order to quantify the extent of my shame: The last one was five weeks ago. It isn’t that I’m disinterested, it’s that they really do take me a long time to put together, and I’m usually caught up in the throes of metal music during free time on the weekends and often have trouble pulling myself away from listening and writing about that. But here we are again at last, with a large collection of images and videos that I think are metal even though they’re not music.

ITEM ONE

I’ve written about the corpse flower before in this series, but it’s worth a return visit today. The scientific name of these enormous plants, which have grown to heights of more than 10 feet, is Amorphophallus titanum. I can’t imagine why that name was chosen, can you?

The corpse flower can take eight to 20 years to initially bloom, and they may not bloom again for another seven to 10 years, so it’s kind of a big deal when it happens — and this month it has happened (and is happening) twice in U.S. botanical gardens.

Apart from the visual spectacle of the blooming process, the other noteworthy aspect of the event is the stench — because when they bloom, they smell like rotting flesh. And the reason for that? According to this article, “their main pollinators are carrion beetles, which usually feed on things like dead animals and are attracted to the stench.”

Thanks to a message from Grant Skelton, I learned that one corpse flower bloomed at the Denver Botanic Gardens earlier this month (which is where the photo at the top of this post was taken), and another is in the process of blooming right now at the Chicago Botanic Garden. In fact, thanks to a tip from my friend Raven S., I learned that there’s a live feed of the event going on now. It’s a very slow process, so in addition to embedding that live feed below, I’m also including time-lapse video of two other corpse flower bloom events, one that happened at Ohio State University in 2012 and another that took place in 2014 at The Huntington in San Marino, California.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ITEM TWO

Cao Hui is a Chinese artist whose latest series of creations, crafted in a mixture of resin, fibre, and other media, is entitled “Visual Temperature“. It “depicts everyday objects such as an upholstered armchair, suitcase, jacket and gloves… except hyper-realistically rendered as flesh.”

I shudder to think what’s lurking within the crevices and innards of the sofa in our family room. Thankfully, it’s probably not this disgusting. Probably.

(via Design Bloom, with thanks to Austin Weber for the tip on this one.)

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ITEM THREE

Mothmeister is the name chosen by a German duo of taxidermists who delight in creating photographs in which “grotesquely-masked humanoids cavort with quasi-lifelike animals in barren settings”. The ongoing series of photos is called Wounderland. To quote one of the creators:

“My girlfriend and I are Mothmeister. We create Wounderland – a weird and wonderful universe. We portray anonymous, ugly masked creatures as a reaction against the dominant exhibitionism of the selfie culture and beauty standards marketed by the mass media.

“We are passionate taxidermy collectors. That’s why our lonesome characters are, most of the time, accompanied by mounted animals. We reincarnate these dead critters into fairy tale figures by dressing them up like the Victorian taxidermist Walter Potter did. Our surreal inspiration comes from our own imagination, dreams and nightmares.”

Surely it’s just a matter of time before one of Mothmeister’s creations show up on the cover of a metal album.

More images can be seen below, and here. Mothmeister sell photos of their creations at Etsy.

(Thanks again to Austin Weber for linking me to this.)

 

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ITEM FOUR

This next series of photos struck me as spiritually related to the Mothmeister imagery featured in the preceding item. There are part of a series called Clownville created by Rome-based photographer Eolo Perfido.

Even more typical clowns strike lots of people as creepy and frightening (perhaps especially little children), but Perfido has pushed the concept into new realms of menace and depravity. This article explains:

“With the help of makeup artist Valeria Orlando, and after researching books on real-life clowns, Perfido undertook the task of outfitting anyone from actors and colleagues to family and friends with false faces, allowing them to inhabit each ghoulish character before shooting them at home or in studio. While each scene was carefully staged, the photographer notes that the most incisive images were conceived in instants of improvisation and spontaneity.”

Additional photos are below. To see more, go here. Eolo Perfido’s web site is at this location.

(Thanks to MaxR for pointing me to these photos.)

P.S. I know I’ve seen the last of the images below somewhere before. In fact I’m pretty sure it’s a band member or something that appears in a metal video, and I’m pretty sure I’ve posted it at NCS at some point in the past. Damned if I can remember though.

 

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ITEM FIVE

Okay, enough with the stinky flowers and the creepy images. Let’s turn to some good old-fashioned human lunacy.

I’m sure there are now people all over the world filming these kind of Go-Pro-enabled videos that make your stomach turn somersaults when you watch them, but there really do seem to be more coming out of Ukraine and Russia than elsewhere. I’m sure there’s an explanation, I mean other than drilling holes in the heads of male babies there and removing the part of the brain devoted to self-preservation.

By the way, I don’t know how the video ends because I had to turn it off half-way through.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ITEM SIX

I’m not sure I can explain the attraction of this next video — other than the sheer bizarre exuberance of its creativity. The site where I found it included these introductory comments:

“This is like one of those dreams that you have which you can never quite remember but what you can recall is their whole strange, surreal dislocation from real life.  Here, images conjured up by the animator create a reality of their own.  Creatures exist because they do; things happen because they do – it all makes perverse, inextricable sense. Produced by the Polish Film Board and Fumi Studio, Ex Animo was directed by Wojciech Wojtkowski.”

I suppose another explanation for its strange appeal is that it could be understood as a metaphor for… life. Enjoy Ex Animo:

(via Kuriositas)

 

Ex Animo from FUMI on Vimeo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ITEM SEVEN

In these That’s Metal! posts I usually try to include some kind of ghastly creature from the natural world (I mean, other than human beings). For yours truly, few things are more ghastly than spiders. I have a bad case of arachnophobia. I wouldn’t call it a crippling fear of spiders, but I really, really don’t like to be in their vicinity. And I really get creeped out by the thought of jumping spiders, because that implies that you don’t have to be near them in order for them to get near you.

But despite my aversion to spiders, I feel compelled to include this species of jumping spider in this post, for what I think will be obvious reasons. Though the woman who actually discovered and photographed the species for the first time in 2013 (Madeline Girard) wanted to name it Skeletor, its scientific name is Maratus sceletus. It was discovered in the Wondul Range National Park in Queensland, Australia.

On the plus side, the male sceletus is often only 4mm in length, not counting the spinnerets (its silk-spinning organs). The spiders are also only found in parts of Australia. So I think I’m safe — and the appearance of this thing really is very cool.

A great deal more information about the spider and its discovery, as well as additional photos, can be found here.

 

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ITEM EIGHT

You know, I’m in this far already, I might as well take a deep breath and go a little further. I’m not going to say “thank” you to Austin Weber for sticking a time-lapse video of L. Parahybana (molting over a period of two hours) on my FB timeline, or Raven S. for tacking on a version of the video set to Slayer, because this really does creep me out. So I’ll just give them “credit” for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ITEM NINE

There are two videos in this next and final item. I saw the first of them only this morning. It’s a time lapse film of a “blue moon” rising on July 31, 2015, over Byron Bay, New South Wales, Australia, made by landscape photographer Luke Taylor. The video is made up of 1038 frames and slowed down as close to real time as Luke could make it. As you probably know, “blue moons” are so called not because they are blue in color, but because they are the second full moon to occur in a single calendar month.

After I saw this video, I remembered another moon-related video I had seen many months ago and had squirreled away on my list of potential items for these posts. When I found it again, I realized that the man whose highline walk was featured in the video — Dean Potter — is the extreme sports legend who had died in May 2015 in a base jump at the same U.S. national park where the video was filmed (Cathedral Peak in Yosemite National Park). This video was shot in 2011 from over a mile away. It’s beautiful, and badass, and now even more poignant.

 

Once in a Blue Moon from Luke Taylor on Vimeo.

 

Moonwalk from Reel Water Productions on Vimeo.

17 Responses to ““THAT’S METAL!” — BUT IT’S NOT MUSIC (NO. 97)”

  1. SurgicalBrute says:

    “Though the woman who actually discovered and photographed the species for the first time in 2013 (Madeline Girard) wanted to name it Skeletor”

    I dont know this woman, but I love her

    …also, clowns are not cool..they are not metal…theyre pure fucking creepy and I hate you for including them

  2. i love the Clownville photos, so creepy and awesome 😀
    but the heights climbing videos freak me out.

    • Islander says:

      I guess I really did indulge a perverse streak today, because these climbing videos freak me out, too. I guess that makes about half of this post that I can barely tolerate. 🙂

      • I’m mysteriously drawn to them but I can only watch for a minute or so. And you know, somebody has to have died while attempting that, it’s way too dangerous for it to have never happened.

        • Islander says:

          I know, it must have happened, probably more than once.

        • Booker says:

          Ditto, that makes three of us. I got to about 2:00 and by that time my sense of vertigo-whilst-sitting-on-chair was compounded by the feeling of my balls slowly fading into oblivion and being eclipsed for all eternity by the cojones on those guys.

  3. Grant Skelton says:

    The zebra-striped spider is actually kind of cuddly. I’ve never smelled a corpse flower, but they are strangely beautiful despite their name.

  4. Matt says:

    God damnit I hate spiders, but that was neat to watch.

  5. dgr says:

    I feel like I’ve seen the picture with the owl from the Mothmeister set

    http://www.nocleansinging.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Mothmeister-1.jpg

    as cover art for an album before. Not exactly, but that specific pose and coloration. I think it is probably Ava Inferi’s Onyx that I’m thinking of.

  6. blend77 says:

    I’ll take the spiders over the crazy Ukranians and the evil clowns any day!!!
    I mean, spiders are creepy, but they just doing what they do.

  7. Booker says:

    Those taxidermy photos are fantastic, so creepy, so well done.

    I’m also going cute for wee little skeletor… awww, look at those puppy-dog eyes…. cute wiiittle furry guy 🙂

    For the clown image, you’re not getting confused with this guy?: http://devilsrejects.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Spaulding_%28Cutter%29

    • Islander says:

      No, not that guy. I swear I’ve seen the photo of the clown smoking before. It’s going to nag me until I set aside time to figure out a way to search the site for it.

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