And why is this the final NCS t-shirt update? Because I just returned from the U.S. post office, where I mailed off shirts to every U.S. and Canadian resident who has requested one to date. Yes, I know you had your doubts, but it’s true. At some point over the next week, plain brown envelopes will begin arriving, and inside, those bold NCS readers who asked will find one of the timeless works of art that yours truly is modeling in that photo up above.
I need to give a shout-out to Chris Martin and Voodoo Screen Printing in the Seattle area, who did such a superb job making the shirts (and making them quickly), and to my friend Derick, who recommended Chris and put me in touch with him. The shirts look outstanding, in my completely un-objective opinion.
We still have shirts left, in sizes ranging from S to 2XL, so if you, your friends, or your enemies want one of these badass babies, all you or they have to do is write me. The shirts are still free, and we’re still paying the shipping charges. All we ask is that you order one only if you really will wear the shirt — which is actually asking a lot, as you’ll understand if you take a good close look at what’s on the shirt: (after the jump . . .)
Yes, that’s a close-up of what’s on the shirt. Want one? To get one, while supplies last, e-mail me your name, mailing address, and your size at this address: firstname.lastname@example.org
This offer is still limited to residents of the U.S. and Canada. If we do decide to go international with this, I’ll add another post to that effect. I’m about to do some traveling over the next 10 days, so I won’t be able to fill any new orders ’til I get back, so please don’t hold your breath waiting for a shirt to arrive, unless, y’know, you can hold your breath like a whale.