I am humbled on a daily basis by the creativity of others. Fortunately, this hasn’t made me bitter, because I just steal all that creativity and slap it up here on this site, and that makes me feel like I’ve done a good deed, and that makes me feel less like hunting down the creators and setting them on fire because they’re more creative than I am.
Except for the thing I’m writing about in this post. This is so fuckin’ choice that it makes me bitter because I didn’t think of it first. So while you enjoy it I’ll be tracking down the creators with a backpack full of gasoline and a road flare.
Here’s how this works: Think about your initials (yeah, this means you have to fuckin’ sober up to play this game). Then, use your initials to pick a name from each column in the chart above, and voila, you have your very own goregrind band name!
Don’t worry, you don’t have to squint at the chart because I’m putting a much bigger version of it after the jump.
My goregrind band name is Extreme Bladder Decapitation. This is amazingly revealing, since I lost my head long ago and now I know why. It was all because of my extreme bladder.
But it’s not the name I’d prefer. I’d rather have Rancid Semen Feast or Necro Toilet Party or Pus Filled Ass Attack. But sometimes you can’t get what you want.
So let’s have it: What’s your goregrind band name?