May 022013

I haven’t put together a “That’s Metal!” post in a solid month. And I still haven’t, not really. Despite the title, I only have one item to share instead of 7 or 8, but this item is so stupendous that it deserves a post all by itself.

In the video after the jump, you will see a cheetah becoming the most metal of all cheetahs . . . and that’s all I’m saying about it.

Thank you Phro for this link. Nothing else that happens to me today could make it a bad day.

  9 Responses to ““THAT’S METAL!” — BUT IT’S NOT MUSIC (NO. 73)”

  1. “I got that in the eye.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    • It’s not every day you see a dude laughing about getting piss in his eyes. Of course, if I were being peed on by something that could tear out my throat without much effort, I’d be laughing politely too.

  2. And not a single fuck was given…

    Dude’s lucky it was just a cheetah and not something else on top of the jeep that could make for a much more interesting day by doing the same thing(s).

    • I don’t know, I think that cheetah could have made things pretty interesting too, if it had felt like it. Not that shitting and pissing on that guy wasn’t interesting all by itself.

    • You look at the cheetah in the photo at the top of this post, gazing out at the horizon, and you just know she’s thinking to herself, “It’s a good day to shit on an Animal Planet photographer.”

  3. Big cats are still cats at the end of the day, eh?

  4. I watched this while listening to Inquisitor, which made this even more metal.

    Also, today I learned that the big cats don’t bury their poop because it’s their method of marking their territory. Domestic cats do because they view themselves as subordinate to humans, which is funny considering how they certainly don’t act that way.

    Yes, I had to Google that. I was curious.

  5. the only time i would ever want to brag about having an animal pee on me

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