“THAT’S METAL!” – BUT IT’S NOT MUSIC (NO. 42): FUCK THE WORD FUCK, I’LL REPLACE IT WITH A CHAINSAW. AND MY DOG HAS A TUMOR. I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
July 29, 2011. That was four days ago, right? This video was posted on that day. As of the time I scheduled this post for publication, it had already garnered 1.025,448 hits on YouTube. And no wonder.
Some people would say this is music, and therefore wouldn’t qualify for this series of things that are metal but AREN’T music. But I beg to differ. This is NOT music. But it is metal. It is also fucking hysterical.
I have only one more thing to say: Thank you ElvisShotJFK for the tip to this bit of awesomeness. It may be the pinnacle of 2,000 years of Western civilization. Or it may be a sign of the Apocalypse. If this puppy doesn’t generate comments, then I don’t fucking know what will.
And by the way, fuck toasters, just fuck them. And chairs, fuck them, too. Just FUCK. EVERYTHING.
This is simultaneously the greatest and worst thing I have ever heard… I think that’s rather impressive in itself…
I… uh… agree. This is one of those videos where you just wonder… I’m not even sure what I’m wondering about but it’s kinda… yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh… in all honesty I found it hilarious… but still… yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Yes, it’s abominable, and yet also it’s a form of artistic genius. As I waded through it the second, and possibly the last, time, I marveled at how seriously he rendered the lyrics while I was crapping myself with laughter. Here are the lyrics, which surely will stand alongside Shakespeare when historians look back at human achievement from their vantage point in the 35th Century:
I’m at work, so I haven’t watched the video yet. But I read the lyrics you linked, and I think he’s a goddamn rimjob of a genius.
Wait til you see the performance, with props. I think I like the rooster prop the best.
I quite enjoyed watching him try to fuck up the water.
Awesomeness, thou hath found thine equal!
Wow, Suicide Silence got much better.
That was awesome! I gotta say it was a long time coming. They should make an edited version where all the F___s are bleeped out. It would be even funnier.
Nothing hard to understand about this… it’s funny as shit!!!
Jon LaJoie is awesome! This song may be one of his best efforts yet! And that’s with “Alone in the Universe” and “Radio Friendly Song” being taken in to consideration too!
I’ve clearly been living under a rock. I didn’t know who Jon Lajoie was until I saw this thing. I definitely have to check out his previous work.
Well, chainsaw me running… I didn’t expect this to actually be posted here at NCS, much less in a post all by itself. Glad you’re as immature as I am and didn’t give a fuck about this video.
I’m surprised you’re surprised. “Immaturity” is my middle name (one of them). Plus, it makes such extravagant use of my favorite word.