Nov 212011

Record Label: Nuclear Blast | Year: 2011 | Genre: Heavy Metal

By Willard Shrapnelspear

Hell thrash Iron Maiden, hands down. Granted, I was never a huge fan of Iron Maiden to begin with, but this record refines the traditional NWoBHM sound so flakkin’ well that they detach the phrase “old school” from the not-so-glamorous connection to phrases like “narrow-minded” and “uncreative”. Unlike Iron Maiden’s let’s-play-safe-and-try-going-a-little-prog approach to their music on The Final Frontier (which somehow gave the record an annoyingly “mute” sound and draggy-as-hell play time; in comparison, this record sounds much brighter and thoroughly interesting throughout the long playtime of 1 hour 6 minutes), Hell have been creatively bold by deciding to incorporate symphonic and power metal elements into their technical brand of Satanic, prosaic heavy metal instead—a timeless move that should be greatly lauded!

Many old school heavy metal bands from the ‘80s and ‘90s had been known to utilize extremely recognizable power metal elements in their music, such as fantasy-oriented lyrics and high-pitched clean singing (e.g., Manowar, Helloween, Gamma Ray), so what’s so special about Hell’s rendition of such a trend in the 21st Century?  (more after the jump . . .)

First, the lyrics ain’t your typical fantasy story about some bunch of warriors travelling to some faraway place just to slay a stupid dragon or anything of that sort. They play on the insanely cheesy cliché of Satanism in heavy metal (“Oh Satan, I beseech thee to have mercy! Mercy! Mercy on my soul!” – as heard in “Blasphemy And The Master”), but present it in such a poetic and darkly descriptive manner that it makes you wonder if either main lyricist Kev Bower or vocalist David Bower is William Shakespeare reincarnated (and defiled).

Second, Bower’s vocal arsenal does not just include the ability to sing in a high register, it includes maniacal laughter, chorale chanting, and even a pompous half-singing-half-speaking voice as well (“Hello! Good evening! Welcome to the show!” – as heard in “Let Battle Commence”); all of which are responsible for giving this record its extremely theatrical feel. It’s like ripping the audio off a Shakespeare musical and playing it to the instrumentals of some epic-sounding band!

In fact, Bower’s on-stage appearance enhances the drama of the music even more with his wearing of corpse paint and a crown of barbed wire on his head (the kind worn by Jesus during his crucifixion), and his gaunt face’s likeness to the commonly seen illustration of an emaciated and crucified Jesus spills more kerosene on the already raging fire of blasphemy!

The symphonic touches on this record are not shabbily done either. The marching orchestral fanfare (“Overture: Themes From ‘Deathsquad’”) that starts off this record complements the hellish album cover excellently, accurately reflecting the morbid majesty of the barren apocalyptic wastelands awaiting your eardrums, while the atmospheric and calm introduction to “No Martyr’s Cage”, comprising synth effects, acoustic guitar strumming, surreal piano chord progressions, and metallophone playing, starts the record’s closing track on a contrastingly solemn note, eventually leading into a slumber of mid-paced guitars and a significantly wearier-sounding Bower, bringing this magnum opus to a nice and apt finish.

Other interesting nitty bitty details worthy of note include the pipe organ heard in “Blasphemy And The Master”, the foreboding sound of crying babies, galloping horses “bypassing you”, and the eerie keyboard playing that starts off “Plague And Fyre”, and the totally creepy bagpipe-cum-crazy-kiddos-babbling introduction to “Macbeth”.

Hell may have suffered from bad luck in the past, but it would appear that their devotion to the ex-Angel of Music have not gone unnoticed. The Dark One is strong with them on this album, and He frowns upon them in approval. Funnily enough, Bower ironically and esoterically concludes: “In a world devoid of divinity, only the human remains.”


1 – Sore Throat | 2 – No Voice | 3 – Shredded Uvula | 4 – Ripped-up Larynges | 5 – THROAT CANCER

  8 Responses to “HELL: “HUMAN REMAINS””

  1. I dunno, after watching this I had to go back and watch the Powerwolf video again…I think both bands are hitting on the same sort of ‘niche’ but to my mind Powerwolf does it so much better.

    • I love both bands! Which was why I gave a full score for both albums. While Powerwolf’s draw for me is their unique werewolf-themed power metal music and unusual utilization of corpse paint, Hell brings life to a classic metal cliche by giving it such grandiose that it actually makes me feel like I am hearing about Satanism in heavy metal music for the first time again.

      I guess the main draw of Hell for me is David Bower’s theatricality. It really is very special in an era when all people care about when spewing out their lyrics is headbanging or windmilling. Watch this guy in that Hell music video above and the live video and see how he brings a very refined kind of attitude to his performance, something which many so-called Satanic metal musicians of today lack.

      • I agree with the theatrical element, I guess I just think Powerwolf pulls off that fine line between serious and campy a little better. I think to do something like this you need to be serious with respect to committing fully to your image but also be aware that there is a certain cheese factor to that image. I think, too, that Powerwolf worked more for me because they are approaching it from a new angle…I’ve seen pretty much everything Hell does before when King Diamond was doing it.

      • I agree with Bower\s theatrical behavior. The guy is insane! I really love this album, and it’s certainly one of my favourite from this year!

  2. I already know this band and like them, so you don’t need to convince me. But if that weren’t the case, and I needed to rely on your opinion, you would have lost me entirely after the first half of your second sentence in this review.

  3. Hell may thrash modern Maiden, but Maiden in their prime? No question, Maiden wins.

    That said… Human Remains is a great album.

  4. I’m kind of bothered by the guy in the yarn wig.

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