Sorry for the brevity and lack of originality in this post. My fucking day job is being a jealous mistress of my time. Therefore, I am just pasting in this piece of exciting news:
“Bodiless Sleeper”, a brand new song from Swedish tech-death assassins SPAWN OF POSSESSION, can be streamed at GuitarWorld.com. The track comes off the band’s third full-length album,“Incurso”, which will be released in North America on March 13 via Relapse Records. The CD, which will contain nine tracks plus an instrumental intro, was recorded at Pama Studios in Kristianopel, Sweden with engineer Magnus “Mankan” Sedenberg.
I’m not even able to listen to this song. So, please go listen to it, and then tell me about the explosive orgasm I’m not having. Thank you for your assistance.
“So, please go listen to it, and then tell me about the explosive orgasm I’m not having.”
You are not having an explosive orgasm.
Thank you for your assistance.
You know those massively destructive orgasms where you broke a hole through the wall, drowned your cat in semen and than ran around in circles screaming in ecstasy while your penis was acting like a demonic firehose?
Yeah just had one of those.
And thank you for your assistance, too. Nothing like an imaginary explosively destructive orgasm to fell imaginarily better despite the suckage of reality, though my cat does not feel imaginarily better. I am still unable to hear the song.
You those non-orgasms you didn’t have because of the massive orgasm you had just an hour ago and accidentally sprayed the insides of your refrigerator, as a result of which you couldn’t drink enough water later on?
One had one of those non-orgasms. [Oh, the pain…]
Also, your comment seems to enforce the notion that Heavy Metal is indeed a vital component of the Life Equation:
Imaginary Metal Song (No Metal Song) = Imaginary Explosive Orgasm (No Happy)
Real Metal Song = Real Explosive Orgasm
Demonic Firehose. Huh. I have a new pet name to suggest to my wife for my penis.
No Clean Singing. Suggesting pet names for penises since 2009.
Well done gents.
How about the Great Elephant Gun?
Or the Green Mile. (Assuming your a troll. Trolls are green, right?)
OR! Bone Spear of Orgasmic Disappointment. Wait…I’m projecting….
Meh, you’re only missing a blistering onslaught of fiery technical riffing, insanity inducing drumming, and vocals from the bowels of the great Leviathan himself, which all come together and result in a glorious supernova sized orgasm that accidentally destroyed a system of planets in the Antares region!
So you mean it was just okay?
Yeah, like I said, you’re not missing much.
Hey look! It’s more Mindless Wankery!
Freaking awesome Mindless Wankery!
Mindless Wankery all around! Cheers!
(How has Mindless Wankery not made it to the banner yet?)
You talked me into it.
Oh man, the subheader makes me wanna get drunk and beat my meat like I’m Chris Brown and my dick is Rihanna. I’m gonna pound it as hard as a coke fiend doing lines until my dick sings a high note and then the LAPD is called to investigate the death of a pop queen.
So, you mean it was just okay for you?
….you need to get some sleep, buddy. Try this nappy time drink I made.
The fuck? How did “mindful wankery” not make it to the banner?!
That’s a good point…I demand a recount!
Again I’m in a bar a watching basketball, so I’ll have to listen to this later. Definitely looking forward to this album, but no orgasmic ecstasy here yet either.
I’m saving up. Going to listen to the song tonight. I’ll lock the cat in another room first. Or dress him in the cat rain poncho.
Cat rain ponchos all around!
Why don’t you aim for his mouth….it’s supposed to be good for hair if ingested.
That’s so sick. You get a gold star.
If I get ten, do I get a prize?
Cause I’d fuck your cat for another gold star if there’s a prize.
Didn’t you ask him the same question a while ago, but for something else?
…and didn’t he say something about lorises and grandmas?
Hmm… Nevermind. One is probably just imagining it.
You’re probably right…booze fucks up my memory….
Right. If he’s wearing a poncho, with the hood on of course, then it is a test of skill.
That was a response to Phro. Damn phone/drinking posting difficulties.
Oh! That’s a good idea!
Take a shot at that pussy!
You get a gold star too.