And our Cannibal Corpse watch continues . . .
Not long ago we featured a song from the band’s Torture album (which is out in official release today) that DECIBEL had premiered on-line. Today, the same song — “Encased In Concrete” — has become the subject of a new official video that debuted on Bloody Disgusting.
Like the song, the video doesn’t hold still. In fact, I don’t think there’s a single frame that’s on screen for even one second. Epileptics beware. Also, yes, it features a dude being encased in concrete.
This song riiiiiiiiiips. The whole album riiiiiiiiiiips. The video does, too. Go HERE to watch it (it’s not yet embeddable or I’d just stick it up on our site).
Pssst! Islander… look at the song title in the article title! It’s a little off don’t you think?
Could I interest you in a job in our editorial department? Our current editor is as lame as a three-logged dog.
A dog with three hard-ons is hardly lame. He’s one step away from echidna levels of awesome.
See, this is what I mean by a lame editor. He can’t even spell “three-legged dog”. You get what you pay for.
Oh, come now, you wrote “three-logged dog” on purpose. You just don’t want to admit you were having crazy three dog dick fantasies. Again.
You’re right: I don’t want to admit it.
But inquiring minds want to know: DO you enjoy all the dog sex?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIS TYPO!
Wouldn’t it be more interesting if you gave Phro that job?
I’m a horrible editor. I’d make correct things wrong, leave incorrect things incorrect, and post lots of pictures my poop and my penis.
You went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far there… regardless, your editing may be incorrect but it would still be more interesting than mine.
See, this is where you and I differ. To me, too far is fucking a catholic school boy with a
dead chicken. With you, it’s leaving incorrect things incorrect.
We are fundamentally different people, you and I.
Which is good to know. I’d hate to be a figment of both yours AND Islander’s imaginations.
It might make me…confused?
What’s the confusion about? You’ve got more company inside Islander’s head… Or Islander and you gain more company inside whosoever possess the brain whose mind you constitute.
Oh, they meant literally encased in concrete?? I thought it was a metaphor for safe sex….
I particularly liked the bass in that song. No idea why. I just tickled my fancy. Mm-mmm! Scrotum tickling!
There’s no safer sex than sex with a condom made from industrial grade concrete
The very definition of rigid.
I hope it’s not quick setting….
Gasp! The official video Islander linked to was a fake! THIS is the real one!
I think you have just discovered the pinnacle of 2,000 years of Western civilization.
For goddamn realzies.
New subheader! Get on it, Glorious Leader!
Amazing service!! Five stars!
Wood du bidness wif agin.
Too much dog sex. You’re starting to talk like a LOLdog.
This made my day.