Oh my fucking dog. Take a close look at that tour poster above. Upon returning from my birthday Blog Break, I found a message from BadWolf with a link to this beautiful thing, and I nearly peed myself with excitement.
Okay, to be brutally honest, which is the only kind of honest we know how to be at NCS, I did pee myself, though it’s possible that’s the result of general diminution in bladder control that comes with advancing age and an “I can’t be bothered” attitude about going to the bathroom when the first tingling urges appear. Some people would say that I ought to quit fucking around and start manufacturing the NCS-branded adult diapers I’ve written about before, with the “Massive Wall of Penis” logo in the front and the Blastanus logo in the rear, and then start wearing them myself. But for me, I think a little urine stank improves my personal aroma.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the Conquerors of the World 2012 Tour. It’s a North American tour and it features these bands:
As for the tour schedule, it’s still developing, but it starts in October, and after the jump you can see the initial list of 13 dates. Also . . . PIG DESTROYER!
Oct. 12 – Toronto, ON – Wreck Room
Oct. 13 – Trois-Rivières, QC – Trois-Rivières Metalfest
Oct. 14 – Montreal, QC – Cafe Campus
Oct. 15 – Cambridge, MA – Middle East Downstairs
Oct. 16 – New York, NY – Gramercy Theatre
Oct. 17 – Cleveland, OH – Peabody’s
Oct. 18 – Chicago, IL – Reggie’s Rock Club
Oct. 19 – Saint Paul, MN – Station 4
Oct. 20 – Winnipeg, MB – Park Theatre
Oct. 21 – Regina, SK – The Exchange
Oct. 22 – Edmonton, AB – Pawn Shop
Oct. 23 – Kelowna, BC – Sapphire Night Club
Oct. 24 – Vancouver, BC – Rickshaw Theatre
Selfish fuck that I am, all I really care about is that, coming as far as Vancouver, the tour will at least drop down to the next logical stop on the West Coast, which would be Seattle.
I’m sure we’ll post an update on the tour schedule when it becomes more developed, or you can watch this space for further news.
Now, about Pig Destroyer, there is this . . . and I don’t need to say more . . .