GOATS Off Topic Add comments Feb 142013 And what are my reasons for posting this on a metal blog? I have no reasons. 28 Responses to “GOATS” Garksa says: February 14, 2013 at 3:45 pm Alongside Caninus, fronted by pitbulls, and Hatebeak, fronted by an African Grey Parrot comes a new band, fronted by a goat! And this band shall be called… Goatwhore. Reply Andy Synn says: February 14, 2013 at 3:48 pm Surely it would be Manwhore, since Goatwhore are fronted by a man? Reply Garksa says: February 14, 2013 at 3:59 pm Touche. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:29 am Band Name Fodder? Reply Islander says: February 14, 2013 at 3:54 pm I knew, somewhere in my subconscious, there was a metal reason for this video. Reply The Uncool Guy Down the Hall says: February 14, 2013 at 5:18 pm Don’t drink anything while watching this. Snorted tea out through my nose. Twice Reply Islander says: February 14, 2013 at 5:38 pm In what I can only ascribe to pure dumb luck, I was neither drinking nor eating when I watched it. Otherwise I would have choked to death. Reply Professor D. Grover the XIIIth says: February 14, 2013 at 7:01 pm Also goat-related: P.O.S’ new video for ‘Weird Friends (We Don’t Even Live Here)’. Yes, it’s rap, but it’s excellent, fast-paced rap, and the video is utterly freaky and fucking metal. Just watch it. Reply Islander says: February 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm That is hands-down one of the trippiest videos I’ve ever seen, and the song really is cool. Also, goats. Reply Professor D. Grover the XIIIth says: February 14, 2013 at 10:19 pm P.O.S is awesome. I highly recommend his music. Reply Islander says: February 15, 2013 at 6:27 am I don’t listen to much rap, but I really like the speed and energy in that song — different from the things I occasionally hear. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:31 am “It’s only fast if I can’t understand the rap at all!” …upon first listen. Still, the rap is fast enough to not be boring, and the bassline is gripping in a creepy way. Reply BMF says: February 14, 2013 at 7:55 pm My girlfriend raises goats commercially…imagine a barn full of animals doing this. It makes the worst noise band I’ve ever heard sound like Beethoven. Reply Islander says: February 14, 2013 at 9:07 pm My wife and I have a menagerie that includes three goats. They’re actually pretty fascinating creatures . . . but they can definitely make some hair-raising noise. I can’t imagine what a barn full of them would be like. Reply BMF says: February 15, 2013 at 9:38 am I’ve noted your goat ownership before, and it’s one reason both my gf and I read this blog! She has 25 Boer does and a buck, and I just love them. Smart, fun, very interesting animals, much more so than the dairy cows that are her farm’s mainstay. I keep trying to get her to let me use them for stage props; I really wanted to bring a couple along when Goatwhore played here. You know, just to see what happens when Goatwhore meets goat whores. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:36 am Don’t you mean “whore goats”? (o_o) “Goat whores” sounds wrong somehow… more wrong than “whore goats”, at least. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:34 am Wait, you have goats?… This is news to One. What else do you have (apart from lorises and carrier pigeons)? Reply Islander says: February 17, 2013 at 9:41 am Donkeys, chickens, and two roosters. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 10:39 am Hmm… Not sure why, but, One is beginning to doubt that you’re really a coke mule. Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:32 am So… magnificent… ( T_T) Reply Brian says: February 14, 2013 at 8:21 pm Hasn’t been officially announced yet, but after reading this post, I cant resist… Brutal Goats & Heavy Metal coming to your Xbox – http://www.facebook.com/officialdeathgoat – Check the soundtrack \m/ Reply Islander says: February 14, 2013 at 9:05 pm DEATH GOAT! Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:37 am DEATH GOAT! Reply KickMyJunk says: February 15, 2013 at 2:15 pm Watching this video, I am reminded why people have imagined Satan to look like a goat. Reply ElvisShotJFK says: February 15, 2013 at 6:52 pm My boss is going to be getting a pair of Nubians this spring; I’ll tell her to get some video of her latest critters, along with all the new chickens she’s getting (she has 19 right now, plus four dogs and a cat). Reply Islander says: February 15, 2013 at 8:20 pm The goats we have are Nubians. I’m thankful every day that they didn’t evolve with fingers and opposable thumbs. By the way, did you know goats have horizontal pupils? So do cattle, deer, most horses, and many sheep — but you can really see them in a goat because their irises are pale. Freaky as hell to look them in the eye. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Eiwce13X738/TE2bOW3dNXI/AAAAAAAAIlY/Qf7fO9YkSkc/s1600/Goat.Eyes.Arrows.sm.jpg Reply Old Man Windbreaker says: February 17, 2013 at 9:40 am Goats’ eyes… Yep… More awesome than human eyes or cats’ eyes in any case. Reply djneibarger says: February 15, 2013 at 10:41 pm that is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your Comment You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong> Name (required) E-mail (required) URI Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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