Oct 132010

I’m still trying to recover from the insanity of the comments on yesterday’s post. It’s apparent that all I need to do to open Pandora’s box is write some shit about band names. It’s like ringing the dinner bell for Pavlov’s dog — it apparently triggers a reflex of saliva and barking and the expulsion of bodily waste. Of course, that’s just what we hope for here at NCS, so it’s all good!

But I now tremble in fear, realizing that I hold the keys to a great convulsion of dementia. I’m concerned that all I have to do now is use the word “Jambalaya” or another word that shall not be mentioned but begins with “Va” and ends in “goo”, and the earth will open up beneath my feet and spill forth all manner of skittering, black-winged, red-eyed things that will jibber and vomit out terrible, terrible imaginings that involve ElvisShotJFK‘s mom. Fortunately, I know that with great power comes great responsibility, and so I shall keep these keys hidden away in a carved, ebony box with the numerals “666” carved in the lid, to be used only when I’m bored shitless.

But I am not yet bored today. Today is a new day, and I am content to do something more mundane, like write about actual music. So, it’s time for a little MISCELLANY.

I’m still playing catch-up with a growing list of bands who look interesting but whose music is unknown to us. We compile that list here at NCS based on press releases that come to our in-box, Blabbermouth blurbs, MySpace friend requests, and demos that arrive via the ether or in the mail from all over the world. If we had nothing but time, and an endless supply of your attention, we could run a MISCELLANY column every day. Alas, we can’t do that, but to help with the catching-up, we’re running two installments back-to-back, one today and one tomorrow.

The rules of the game: I pick names off the list at random and listen to the band’s music, usually only one song per band, and record my impressions in an installment of this series. More often than not, I find good music that’s worth sharing. But the way this game works, I share exactly what I hear, even if I wish I hadn’t heard it.

The MISCELLANY installments today and tomorrow are based on listening I did last weekend. I checked out six bands, and today we have the results of the first three. All three of these bands are from the U.S., and they each occupy very different locations on the metal spectrum: Quarter the Villain (U.S.), Winterus (U.S.), and The Browning (U.S.).


My first stop on this MISCELLANY tour was Quarter the Villain, an unsigned band from Orlando, Florida, who contacted us by e-mail about their new EP, Regicide. Those are photos of them up at the top of this post, taken while on tour this past summer. Quarter the Villain describe themselves as a technical death/grind band.

Now, the problem with many tech-death bands who play at the speed of grindcore is that they’re so intent on demonstrating their technical chops that the songs get lost in the whirlwind. You can admire the skill of the picking and drumming while it’s happening, but remember nothing afterward and feel no desire to return for another listen. Fortunately, Quarter the Villain bring a lot more to the table than some truly top-flight technical skill.

I listened to the first song on QTV’s EP, called “Frontier Justice”, and it changed the synaptic patterns in my brain. This is the soundtrack of daily life in the asylum. It’s got the over-the-borderline insanity of grind, coupled with mind-boggling technical picking, but anchored by a recurrent rhythmic theme executed expertly by the bass and drum lines. Oh yes, and wait for the rhythmic break in the middle that opens into a bizarre, pulsed guitar lead and staccato-barking by the vocalist.

Yes, those vocals — they flicker between bass-level growls and gibbering shrieks that suggest a need for thorazine. Very nice. Or maybe I’m still just rattled by yesterday’s commentary. Whatever. Listen to this, and for maximum effect, play it loud and whip your head around like that chick in The Excorcist.

Quarter the Villain: Frontier Justice

You are so lucky, because QTV is making the Regicide EP available for free download to help spread the word about their music, or perhaps to unhinge society in order to make way for something new. Here’s the link to the public download page. (I already snagged and listened to the whole EP, and it’s a very strong outing from beginning to end. Seriously.) More info about the band is available at their MySpace page or their online blog (at this location).

We also found QTV’s official video for another one of the EP’s songs, “Sock Puppet Vendetta”, and we’ll put that up for you at the end of this post. Stay with us on this, because it’s not often you see a frontman singing from a hangman’s noose.


Winterus is a Michigan black-metal band we read about recently on Blabbermouth. The occasion for the news report was the band’s signing of a multi-album deal with Lifeforce Records. The band has only been in existence since December 2009. They originally called themselves The Ancient, and under that name they released a five-song EP in May 2010 called A Frozen Path.

Now, they’re scheduled to enter the studio on December 1 to begin work on a full-length debut titled In Carbon Mysticism, with the mixing and mastering handled by Ken Sorceron (of Abigail Williams and Aborted).

In the hard-scrabble world of metal, I think this qualifies as a meteoric rise. It was certainly enough to peak my curiosity. Plus, the band cites Immortal, Enslaved, Wolves in the Throne Room, and In Flames as key influences. Pretty fucking strong list of influences.

So my next stop after Quarter the Villain was a song from that Frozen Path EP called “Solace Forever” that’s streaming on the Winterus MySpace page. Big pealing chords ring out at the start, accompanied by thundering blast-beats. Then the vocals kick in — the sandpaper-throated staple of black-metal raspiness in a duet with deeper harsh vocals. The drumming is consistently sharp, fast, and powerful. The expected tremolo picking emerges, and then gives way to those ringing chords, plus flickering leads and staccato riffing.

I liked the melody and, overall, I thought the song was decent, but the high-pitched vocals held me back. They sounded strained, with audible and distracting intakes of breath. Maybe it won’t bother you. Here’s “Solace Forever”:

Winterus (The Ancient): Solace Forever

The Winterus MySpace page is here, and their Facebook site is at this location.


My third stop on this listening session was an outfit from Dallas, Texas, called The Browning, who’ve only been a full band for about five months. We added them to our MISCELLANY list because of an announcement last week that Earache Records had signed the band and will be releasing their debut album in 2011, and because the band includes Jonny McBee, ex-vocalist of As Blood Runs Black (a band whose previous output we liked).

The Browning already self-released a self-titled debut earlier this year, which presumably is what caught Earache’s ear. Don’t know if the Earache debut will be a reissue of that album or a new one. In any event, after Winterus, I randomly stabbed The Browning’s name on our MISCELLANY list and listened to a song called “Standing On the Edge”.

Are you ready for this? Are you ready for a marriage of techno and deathcore? Trance-dance, electronic body music, growly vocals, and breakdowns? Rammstein meets The Acacia Strain? The 2010 version of nü-metal?

Well, I like surprises, and I smiled when I heard this song. It will strike some of you (maybe most of you) as gimmicky, but I have a feeling “the kids” are going to eat this up, and I confess to a feeling of guilty pleasure when I heard it. The pinging keyboard intro got my toe tapping, and it didn’t stop. Techno dance rhythms, barking hardcore vocals, bass drops, nail-hammering riffs, and a big fucking breakdown. Check it out (more tunes from the band are streaming at their MySpace page, here).

I know you’re wondering/chuckling over this band’s name. Personally, I think you gotta have some grapefruit-sized cojones to use the word “brown” or any derivation thereof in your band’s name. You’re just asking for a big steaming load of — uh — brown to be poured over you by the trolls, with no provocation at all.

Well, the band provided an explanation, of sorts, on their MySpace blog. Actually, it’s not really an explanation, it’s more of a meditation on what the name might mean, and on band-name derivations in general (which matches up nicely with yesterday’s WHAT’S IN A NAME? post at this site). It’s clever and interesting, and we’ll put it up, verbatim, a little further below.

But first, here’s that video of Quarter the Villain’s song “Sock Puppet Vendetta”. It demonstrates an interesting technique for producing harsh vocalization. Probably tough to pull this off on a nightly basis in clubs.

Quarter The Villain – Sock Puppet Vendetta from Quarter The Villain on Vimeo.

And now, here’s that meditation about The Browning’s name from the band’s MySpace blog:

Wondering about our name?

Some are confused by our band name. Others are downright opposed to it. There are those that love the name and those that hate it. We feel that our name stands out and and can be remembered whether they like the name or not.

Whichever side of the fence you’re on, the name “The Browning” seems to have people wondering, “What does it mean?!” Well, there is no easy answer. But first, what is a band name? It’s just a name right? A word to label something with? Of course we could have chosen an incredibly generic name like As The Black Flame Burns Beneath Us or Fear Before The Falling Autumn or Ashes Of The Ones Who Shall Die…I think you get the point. The truth is a band’s name is open to interpretation. It may mean something different to each person who sees or hears it.

If you’re having trouble coming up with your own idea of what The Browning means to you, here are some different ways you could interpret the name:

1. John Browning was a prolific weapons designer who designed The Browning machine gun. He designed some of the biggest and baddest guns the world has ever seen.

2. Browning is the process of becoming brown, especially referring to food. Browning foods may be desirable, as in caramelization, or undesirable, as in an apple turning brown after being cut.

3. Refering to number 2, you could look at society as a piece of fruit…and that fruit is browning. The Browning of Society.

4. Places: Browning, Illinois, Browning, Montana, Browning, Wisconsin, Browning, Missouri, Browning Hill, in Brown County, Indiana; sometimes called Browning Mountain, Browning, Saskatchewan, Canada

5. People: Alan Browning, English actor
Christopher Browning, American historian focusing on the Holocaust
Elizabeth Barrett Browning, English poet
Emily Browning, Australian actor
Frederick Browning, English World War II lieutenant general
George L. Browning (1867–1947), American justice
George Browning (bishop) (1942–), Anglican Bishop of Canberra and Goulburn
Greg Browning, Australian field hockey player
John Browning, American firearms inventor
Jonathan Browning, the American pioneer and firearms inventor
Kurt Browning, Canadian skater
Kurt S. Browning, Florida politician
Martin Browning, Professor of economics
Maurice Browning, English actor
Miles Browning, American World War II rear admiral
Robert Browning, English poet
Tod Browning, horror movie pioneer
Val A. Browning, American firearms inventor and industrialist
Browning Mummery (tenor) (1888–1974), Australian opera singer
Browning Ross, Olympian and father of long distance running in the United States

So in conclusion, I leave you with some famous band names and how they came to be…

BEASTIE BOYS – According to Michael Diamond, BEASTIE stands for Boys Entering Anarchistic Stages Towards Internal Excellence.

WEEZER – Band member Rivers Cuomo had the nickname Weezer in school because of a breathing problem.

SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS – an oddly titled type of candy.

PINK FLOYD – taken from the names of two Georgia bluesmen Pink Anderson and Floyd Council – from the early days when the band saw itself as a blues band.

PANTERA – Spanish for Panther and also a pretty cool car.

LL COOL J – for “Ladies Love Cool James”.

DMX – Dark Man X

CHUMBAWAMBA – In a band member’s dream, he didn’t know which door to use in a public toilet because the signs
said “Chumba” and “Wamba” instead of “Men” and “Women”

So I guess The Browning ain’t so bad. You’re welcome.

— Noah “Shark” Robertson, drummer for The Browning.

  13 Responses to “MISCELLANY (NO. 14)”

  1. Fair warning, it doesn’t take much to set me off about my mom. I get more than a bit defensive. Just telling you now. Consider it my Pavlovian trigger.

    For the next post about band names, you might as well not even bother writing anything other than “have at it”. You know it’s very likely to become a free-for-all that makes the first two look perfectly normal.

    As for the bands…

    In Quarter The Villain, you have a Q based band for the Maryland Death Fest instead of Quantum Jambalaya or Quantum V-word-that-rhymes-with-kazoo. Hey, why don’t more bands have a kazoo in them? I mean real playing, not like what Winter does with a straw and her impressive cleavage in that very overrated video making the rounds. Oh, where was I? Oh right, Quarter The Villain. They have a Q in their name.

    I wonder if they’ve read that book you were so fond of yesterday. With a song like “Frontier Justice” (which quartering a villain qualifies as) and singing from a noose, they certainly fit the bill. Maybe if that book’s made into a movie, QTV can be on the soundtrack.

    Did you notice the mannequin head shoved between the drummer’s snares?

    And I could’ve used a warning about the vomit (partly because I’m not feeling all that well today), although I should have seen that coming; mixing alcohol is an easy path to that destination, while drinking directly from the garbage can is like landing the pole position in the Vomit 500. It goes downhill from there. So does the video. Fucking sock puppets. What are they doing at a circus anyway?

    I didn’t mind the vocals on that Winterus, er, The Ancient Song. While I can hear some of their influences in the song, I’m also reminded a bit of Martriden, but without the killer groove that that band has going for them. I’m going to have to check these guys out further.

    As for The Browning, I’m not really sure. They combo surprisingly works far better, and IMO sounds more tolerable that some of the stuff I heard from Nachtmystium’s latest release that dabbled in the dark side. Not sure if they’d be a band I’d add to my usual listening habits, but I may end up listening to some of the other songs anyway, at least to get a better feel for what brown can do for me.

    • I was only smiling until your line about the pole position in the Vomit 500, but that one cracked me up. And then your last sentence cracked me up again. I don’t know about this Winter-straw-cleavage thing.

  2. Quarter the Vlillian. Love it. The video was awesome. I just wish they had done a better job of disguising the harness that the vocalist was wearing while he was “hanging”. Or maybe they didn’t to keep the cheese factor high. Both songs are great. One question: do they have bassist? I swore I heard a bass line in both songs, but the video didn’t show anyone on bass. I will defintiley download this when I get home.

    I didn’t think I was going to like Winterus when you described their vocals, but to me they seemed like a standard black metal shriek. They are a pretty good band and warrant further investigation.

    I was all set to hate on The Browning. I am kind of disappointed in myself that I actually like their song. Guilty pleasure indeed. I am not a huge fan of techno, but I can tolerate it in small doses.

    • Neither QTV’s MySpace or Facebook pages list a bass player, and their blog included a recruitment notice for one last fall. Don’t know if they had a session player when they recorded the EP or one of the guitarists handled the bass duties, but i thought I heard a bass line too. I’ll ask ’em.

      • We don’t have a bass player so for the recording Jason or I handled the duties. We do have a possible candidate though, so hopefully it works out. Thanks for the review Islander, we really appreciate you taking the time to give us a write-up.

  3. Quarter the Villain was pretty good, and I rather liked the use of interesting…melodies (?) at random points in the song, but sometimes it did feel a bit too haphazard. I wonder if repeated listening with make it better… (I just downloaded the EP, so we’ll find out soon enough.) The video was pretty awesome though! Like deaths_embrace, I found the noose support brace thing a bit distracting, but it was still pretty funny. I especially enjoyed watching the guitarist fuck with the vocalist. 😀

    I simply cannot do black metal. It just doesn’t sustain my interest. It’s not bad or offensive…I just get bored with it. No idea why. Winterus hasn’t done much to change my opinion…though that’s not to say it’s in any way poorly conceived music…

    But the Browning. Holy fuck on a stick. I wouldn’t have minded the music so much if the video didn’t have the lyrics. GODDAMNIT. I’m not a 12 year old emo bitch with more mascara that pubic hair. Stop telling me to “Reach for my dreams”.

    Maybe I’m just a bitter cynic, but “inspirational” lyrics generally make me want to vomit in someone’s mouth.

    • Fuck! You actually read the lyrics to The Browning song? This may qualify as karma for your saying such awful things about ElvisShotJFK’s mom.


        They stuck them right there in the fucking video!!! It’s like begging to be read!!!!

        But, you may be right…wait…

        I never said it was about his mom……..don’t call his wrath down on me!! If he shot JFK, just imagine what he’d do to a peon like me!!!!!

        • But you see, I didn’t watch the video. I listened to the music on their MySpace player and just found that YouTube file so I could let the rest of you listen without having to leave NCS.

          And if you weren’t talking about Elvis’s mom, that may mean you were talking about mine, which is what I thought originally, and then it made me feel better to believe you were thinking about someone else’s mom. Now I don’t feel so good any more, and I have to go back to Plan A — convincing my mom to go into hiding. For the rest of her life.

          • Ohhhh…you are insidious.

            I was talking about the UNIVERSAL mother. Gaea or what have you. Your personal mother is fine.

            On the other hand…I may have damned us all for eternity.

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