“THAT’S METAL!” – BUT IT’S NOT MUSIC: NEXT-LEVEL S’MORES
Bacon strips, bitches. Authentic camping experience, complete with acetylene campfire starter and urine streams to bring the heat down to proper marshmallow-roasting temperature. Candied bacon strips and Jack Daniels and drizzling chocolate and layering the shit three and four across. And of course stuffing your fucken face with it when it’s all done. That’s metal. That’s all I got to say about this shit.
That is the most erotic thing I have ever seen.
You have got to be fucking kidding me. There’s no way a human being could eat that and survive.
They all eat things like that on a weekly basis. They are definitely still alive (although last week they did have a zombie episode, so maybe they aren’t alive anymore)
We need to get a partnership with Harley Mortensen (red haired dude/sauce boss/next level cooking show genius) and get in on some of that next level front page youtube money.
I admire their ingenuity (if it could be called that) and their dedication to…epic…ness….but I think I just vomited a little into my mouth. And then a lot all over my feet.
Vomit is metal if Vomitory’s “Regorge In The Mourge” video is any indicator.
Vomitory is such an awesomely disgusting band name….
They also know how to bring the death metal.
I actually have two of their albums. One was a present from my sister! (Thanks, Amazon wishlist.)
And they certainly do know how to bring the death metal.
I love Vomitory.
Only in America.
EMT dudes are Canadians.
Also, what about the Swedish…wait…Finnish…ummm…possibly Norwegian…fuck it…VAGUELY European version??
You mean, Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime? (http://www.youtube.com/user/SwedishMealTime)
Who needs food anyways, when you can spend your nights like something along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAl9OyGYxOg
The Swede got it down pretty accurately :O They must be spying on us!
That was funny, and I have a feeling it was also extremely accurate.
The cookie dough with Little Debbies in it would’ve actually been enough for my liking. Chocolate and bacon isn’t so bad either. But this is just overkill. I think I felt my arteries clogging up just watching this. This is a culinary clusterfuck put together by a dude of bros for no good reason.
There’s epic, and then there’s stupid and wasteful. The line between the two isn’t always easy to see.
I vote for epic!
ITS GOT BACON!
BACON UBER ALLES!
BACON STRIPS BITCHES!
All this shouting is making my penis feel weird.
I’ve read that an aurally sensitive penis is a sign of evolutionary advancement. I’ve also read that space aliens created the human race. And that meerkats are secretly directing the unfolding of all significant human events.
Someone should warn the cats (the current true rulers) and the lorises about the meerkats.
I’ve warned the cats. The lorises aren’t talking to me. I put them on a diet because they were getting as big as hippos on the grub foie gras.
MEERKATS UBER ALLES
Once the Cephalopods get their tentacles on some reverse scuba gear we’re all fucked.
What a grisly thought. Maybe we need to make common cause with the meerkats to prevent this from happening.