Baby metal: Is it a thing?
A couple days ago, I inflicted on your tender senses a music video from a Japanese JPop/idol/metal band called Babymetal. I’ve since learned that the song is called “Doki Doki Morning”, and that this band is an off-shoot of another Japanese idol band called Sakura Gakuin. The song appears on Sakura Gakuin’s 2010 album debut.
And now we have an official video report from our Japan-based correspondent Phro, providing his honest, thoughtful, critical reaction to Babymetal.
Also, is that a fucking great shirt Phro is wearing, or what? Video after the jump.
I can see how the skirt may have inhibited those moves.
Don’t worry, I will eventually make a video in a skirt just for you, byrdie -poo!
That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout, you sexy beast.
Are you sitting on a bear?
Hah! No, actually, my girlfriend was lying next to me under a blanket. She not only didn’t break up with me for making the video…she actively encouraged and enjoyed the process!!!
How does she feel about Trollfiend calling her a bear?
I neglected to mention it……..there is some luck that I prefer not to push.
Dude, hit me up. I’ll send money so you can buy pants.
You know that if you send me money, I’ll just spend it on octopuses and dildos.
What a redundant sentence.
The only thing left to take off is my underwear….pretty sure YouTube has rules against showing the wang.
Not if it’s a baby wang.
I wanna say something…but I’m giggling too hard.
Bollocks, meant I’d like more of these ‘Phro reacts’ vids. So by all means, please keep your undies on. For now.
I plan on doing more…it’s a matter of finding the right band/song/album to match the right…whatever this shit is that I do.
This was awesome. I was afraid to watch the baby metal video what with everyone reacting the way they were and what with it coming from Japan… but in order to see this I had to watch it. Lol your face is priceless from like :33 through :38, Phro.
I was thinking about you. ;p
Phro wears makeup?!?!?!
and a sexy little school girl skirt sometimes!
It was just for the video!
And because my girlfriend said it would make me look pretty…..
Gotta hand it to you Phro, it looks pretty brutal on you. XD
“I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! So pretty and witty and wise!”
Ha! Thats some fantastic good clean white foolishness right there Phro.
CLEAN!?!?!?! You take that back!
Ok you’re right, that was harsh. If it’s any consolation, that last couple seconds where you’re ghastly visage pops up made me shit my pants.
Why thank-you! I feel much better about myself now!