It’s nearly 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve in Japan.
Phro has started drinking. I can’t tell whether he’s already passed his limit or whether he needs to drink a shitload more. He sent me these two videos.
You remember Babymetal, don’t you? How could you forget. I’ve been trying, but my psychotherapist says I need to work harder at it. The new video is the same goddamn “Doki Doki Morning” song, but this time the Babymetal teeny boppers are dancing and throwing the goat.
The other video is from the same chick who did that PonPonPon video. I’m ashamed I even know that. This is all Phro’s fault.
It’s not even 6 a.m. here in Seattle. I now need to get fucked up fast, but 6 a.m. seems just a tad on the early side. I’m screwed.
Believe me, there WILL be a palette cleanser soon . . .