It’s nearly 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve in Japan.
Phro has started drinking. I can’t tell whether he’s already passed his limit or whether he needs to drink a shitload more. He sent me these two videos.
You remember Babymetal, don’t you? How could you forget. I’ve been trying, but my psychotherapist says I need to work harder at it. The new video is the same goddamn “Doki Doki Morning” song, but this time the Babymetal teeny boppers are dancing and throwing the goat.
The other video is from the same chick who did that PonPonPon video. I’m ashamed I even know that. This is all Phro’s fault.
It’s not even 6 a.m. here in Seattle. I now need to get fucked up fast, but 6 a.m. seems just a tad on the early side. I’m screwed.
Believe me, there WILL be a palette cleanser soon . . .
I also watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=WDQayTOv468&feature=related
And now we’re watching bridesmaids. There’s a scene where a woman shits in a wedding dress in the middle of the street.
No tentacles yet, but so far awesome!
Bridesmaids is better than The Hangover
The first or the second?
The first was pretty awesome. The second was a bad rip off of the first….
But bridesmaids is goddamn hilarious!
Yeah, second Hangover was a rip of the first, but was still funny as shit. But I think you’re funny as shit, too, so my humor cred may be in question.
And a woman shitting her wedding dress in the middle of the street? That’s my kind of marketing come-on. I need to see that bridesmaid thing soon.
We just watched Bridesmaids last night. The ‘ol girl shittin’ in the sink yellin’ “look away” nearly killed me.
More women shitting = win
If I could recommend this movie any harder, I’d needed Ron Jeremy’s dick and a crate of viagra.
I would worry about losing metal cred, but I think we all know I never had any to begin with.
But I fart fire and it smells like napalm death raped wormrot and they had stillborn, malformed dog babies.
I meant it’s better than both. It’s often referred to as the female’s Hangover, but honestly it’s better scripted than The Hangover ever was and actually has fully formed characters rather than archetypes.
Quigs, once again, proves his cinematic genius.
I really don’t know what I’ve been waiting for. The teaser clips looked really funny, even without the shitting, and it got good reviews. I’ll have to postpone the repeat viewing of The Little Mermaid and get that thing.
Tickets that little red headed bitch and her fucking no vagoo having fin.
Phro, what language is this? It causes Google Translate to crash,
Square dance foxtrot director in the lampoon with the vibrator tampon arreeeeeenoooo!
I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but this is not a helpful answer.
No feelings hurt.
Imma gonna fuck a mermaid in the gills.
Also, 6 am? Start drinking and quit yer bitching.
DRINK TILL BABY METAL SOUNDS LIKE BLACK METAL!
Fuck, I don’t think there’s that much alcohol in The Greater Seattle Metropolitan Area. Also, my liver is already bloated to the size of a football. If I hit the whiskey hard enough to make babymetal sound black, the fucker is likely to explode before I even get hammered hard enough to black out.
(And for all you youngsters out there, we’re really not glorifying alcohol consumption. Stay clean and straight-edge. Don’t eat meat. Don’t watch porn. Don’t wear fake eyelashes. Wear ear protection when you go to metal shows and don’t say “fuck you!” or “you motherfucker!” to the bouncers. And if you see Phro’s name at the beginning of any NCS posts, stop reading immediately.)
Kids: follow me and do exactly as I do, or you’re life will turn into runny diarrhea and your parents will rape your mouthes.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SEXY, BEAUTIFUL MONSTERS OF ROCKING OUT WITH YOU FLACCID COCKS OUT!!
Nice to see the celebration is on full swing on the other side of the world when I just opened my first. Pohjanmaan kautta! Now if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have to go out and do my patriotic duty- get wasted.
Oh and a happy new year, fuckers.
Happy new year, you ugly piece of sin.
I lied, youre not ugly. but i wanna do things to your body that your mother would not appreciate being done to you.]
I promise you’ll like it though.
Happy New Year to you and to all patriotic Finns!
I am tyring to come up with an appropriate re-write of “War Pigs” for my Jewish Black Sabbath tribrute band “Black Seder” 6am is not too ealry to start drinkin
Motzah ball pigs?
Hassidic Jews stole my baby?
Woody War Pigs?
Lenny Black Sabbath?
Oi! My Iron Man!
FUCK SHIT IMMA PIRATE
I hate pirates, but I make an exception for troll pirates.
Because you’re so handsome.
Goddammit, is everyone already drinking but me? It’s now 8:30 a.m. here in the PNW and the fucking sun is barely up. I may have to have one of those White Russian cereals from the last Epic Meal Time vid, just to start getting limbered up.
Oh, man, that made me wanna puke. Something about white russians is just…wrong.
Whiskey though… you can never go wrong with Jack Daniels.
Cap’n Crunch soaked in Jack and bacon grease! The breakfast of champions!
No. I hate bacon.
It’s just the worst part of a dead pig soaked in grease.
I know, I know…but, seriously, that shit is grosser than a troll 69ing an HIV positive priest.
Cap’n Crunch soaked in Jack and cat vomit?
Jack. And Jack. Soaked in Jack.
Maybe some coffee and waffles on the side or something.
Don’t go polluting that which is holy!
well, im now drunk and tired, so i bid you pretty young things goodnight and happy new years.
Happy New Year dude. While you sleep it off I’ll be wracking my brain to come up with something that will wreck yours when you awake.
Perfect. With Christmas I barely looked at this site over the past week. Now when I finally pay attention, I am greeted with more Japanese psychedelic pop.
In other words, nothing has changed. 😉
Happy New Year!
Same to you TRex. Here’s to more carnivorousness in the New Year.
I can never believe the amount of weird shit that comes from Japan but each time I come back this place just gets weirder…..