FACEBOOK POSTS OF THE DAY

I guess they’re called “statuses” instead of “posts”, but saying “statuses” makes my tongue stick to the roof of my mouth.  Anyway, here are some of those thingies I saw today:
 

Environmentally conscious Australian metallers and their clever fans . . .

 

Getting right to the point . . .

 

I don’t need a translation.  I know they’re talking about how awesome I am . . .

 

How do you impale beef stew?  Wait . . . don’t answer that!

 

I hope NYC gives you back, cuz I’d like to see you play Seattle . . .

 

Sure got my attention . . .

 

More praise for me, this time from Iceland . . .

 

Is it too late to cast my vote?

 

Nope, wasn’t wondering . . .

 

My kind of advertising . . .

 

He’s gonna regret this when he sobers up . . .

 

I guess that’s enough for now.

Have a good Friday night.  See you tomorrow.