I guess they’re called “statuses” instead of “posts”, but saying “statuses” makes my tongue stick to the roof of my mouth. Anyway, here are some of those thingies I saw today:
Environmentally conscious Australian metallers and their clever fans . . .
Getting right to the point . . .
I don’t need a translation. I know they’re talking about how awesome I am . . .
How do you impale beef stew? Wait . . . don’t answer that!
I hope NYC gives you back, cuz I’d like to see you play Seattle . . .
Sure got my attention . . .
More praise for me, this time from Iceland . . .
Is it too late to cast my vote?
Nope, wasn’t wondering . . .
My kind of advertising . . .
He’s gonna regret this when he sobers up . . .
I guess that’s enough for now.
Have a good Friday night. See you tomorrow.