Here is what will happen:
You will watch this video. You will be tempted to stop it almost immediately, but you’ll be in “what the fuck am I seeing?” mode just long enough for the song to change gears and then you’ll get sucked in, but then you’ll still want to vomit and have to swallow a little spew because everything about it is offensive, from the band’s name to the lyrics to the music, but you’ll keep watching, and then you’ll play it again and then you’ll go watch the video of the song that’s got the lyrics on the screen, and then you’ll walk around the rest of the day humming to yourself, “Is anyone up?” or maybe “your pussy, your boobies, on the world wide web”, and you’ll hate yourself for doing that and then you’ll hate me for making you hate yourself, and you’ll wonder what you did to deserve having this video inflicted on you, and then you’ll remember that thing you paid to watch on your computer the other night when you thought no one would know and then you’ll realize that I know everything you do and you’ll be afraid I’ll use what I know to extort sexual favors and you’ll hate me more and you’ll want to leave some really insulting comments which I will enjoy reading, and it will dawn on you that you’ve fallen into a sadomasochistic relationship with NCS from which you can’t escape, and then you’ll hate me some more.
Okay, okay, I suppose there’s an infinitesimally small chance my prediction is wrong. It could be that you’ll just shut this thing off within 10 seconds and go straight to the hating me part. Either way, you’ll hate me. But I’ll make it up to you — you’ll see. This is how I’ll make it up to you:
A label called Greyhaze Records is releasing Decade of Decay for the first time in North America, that album being a compilation of 20 tracks by those groundbreaking Brazilian thrashing black/death beasts in Sarcofago that was originally released in 1995 by Cogumelo Records. Here is more info from a press release I received:
“The first release in a series of SARCOFAGO albums set for reissue via Greyhaze by way of Brazil’s Cogumelo Records throughout 2012 and beyond, Decade Of Decay is available here in a 6-panel/full color digipak CD, featuring a full-color fold-out poster with information on all of the songs. Initially released in 1995, official copies of Decade Of Decay were virtually impossible to find anywhere until this new Greyhaze-issued pressing. This reissue of the compilation album includes bonus tracks available here for the first time anywhere, officially. The packaging features never-before-seen photos from SARCOFAGO throughout their various stages, going from INRI all the way to the Hate album. The entire reissue process for this compilation album has been overseen by SARCOFAGO‘s Wagner “Antichrist” Lamounier himself!”
But that’s not all. For a limited time, Greyhaze is streaming the entire album at this location, where it can also be ordered. And because I’m in making-up mode, I’m putting the player here so you can listen immediately:
You will listen to this and you will let bygones be bygones and forgive me for inflicting Eskimo Callboy on you and causing you to hate yourself because of how much you love “Is Anyone Up?” and you will love me again and we will once more be one big happy family, even better than your real family because your real family wouldn’t play Sarcofago at the dinner table, or while you’re taking a bath, which I can see that you’re doing now. Isn’t life grand?
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Fuck yeah! This is awesome news! Sarcofago kick ass!
Also, I didn’t even watch the first video, so I didn’t hate you, not even for a few seconds.
NO NO NO!! I INSIST THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO SO YOU WILL HATE ME!
I watched it with the sound muted and Orgy of Flies by Sarcofago playing. Does that count?
I also listened to it with the sound on, but only got halfway through.
Thanks for the stream!
Also, to quote a friend regarding this very video in another forum: “Getting butthurt at trancecore bands for not giving a single fuck about creating anything with the slightest hint of art and meaning is kind of missing the point.”
What’s trancecore?
Never mind, I don’t want to know, and won’t click on that video to find out.
Anyway, yes, Sarcofago = Awesome.
Please don’t legitimise it by giving it a name, as if it’s some sort of movement.
Hah, Its name is exactly what it sounds like!
Am I gifted or disabled for possessing the ability to like both of the stuff in this post?
GIFTED! and disabled. Just like me.
Islander. I hate you.
I think my brains just puked out my asshole.
Thank you! I hope you wiped good and saved the TP because you may need those cells later.
I lasted until 1:12. I don’t hate you. I do, however, hate Eskimo Callboy with the fiery hate of a thousand dying suns.
Farting suns!
The fiery hate of a thousand farting suns is nowhere near the fiery hate a of a thousand dying suns…
I’m trying to muster up the furry and hatred that I know is somewhere deep in my colon, but all I’m getting is a few sad farts. I guess “sad farts” is a pretty accurate description for a band that attempts to combine boy band music and deathcore.
Sarcofago was pretty cool though. The vocals are a little rough for my preferences, but I think it could grow on me.
And not in a testicular cancer sort of way.
Also, I didn’t pay to see this, but was this the kind of video you were thinking of?
http://news.bmezine.com/2006/10/19/yes-he-fits-the-whole-thing/
Both the music and the video itself were infinitely more pleasant than Moskie Laclyob.
Okay, you lured me into clicking your link, but there is no way in hell I’m clicking play on that video. This is some kind of new rick roll you’re trying to propagate, I feel sure of that, and I would probably be scarred for life.
I made the mistake of clicking play…
I should know better than to click play on things Phro links.
It’s not that bad! I thought it was pretty cool.
The part when your realize that there was a hook though….Yeah, that was a bit….alarming.
You know, as bad as the music was and as serious as the guys are about it I can’t blame them for making fun of it like they did. They pretty much nailed every stereotype you see about that crap and the video does provide a chuckle, but it isn’t anything I’ll be getting too steamed about.
Exactly. They clearly don’t give an infinitesimal flying fuck making those crazy ass sounds they are making so why should we?
I do get this, which is why I kind of liked the song against my better judgment and why I thought it might be fun to share. It’s more like a satire than anything that anyone should take seriously.
Pretty much. I saw the video a little while back and was like, “Well, they fucking nailed that whole scene right on the head” but it is still a one off joke. If they go any further it’ll be in spite of this as opposed to because of this because in my eyes they’ll just be beating a dead horse with a dead horse.
“Beating a dead horse with a dead horse” – song name fodder.
[The one song on last.fm with that name is apparently hip-hop though.]
I skipped hating you. At about 56 seconds into the video I went into full blown depression. I just sliced my writs open to end the pain of that song slamming (dancing?) around in my head. Feeling weak. But happy in the knowledge that my suffering will soon end. Blood seeping into the keyboard…the cat is licking it up. At least the cat can feed on me until they find my body. Won’t be long now. And since these are my last few seconds on earth, I’d just like to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.yy a nkcm
Noooooooooo!
Damn you, Islander! What hell hath you wrought??
I guess I miscalculated. I was just looking to inflict a little pain, maybe a small amount of vomiting in the mouth. I didn’t think I’d actually kill anyone. Mike obviously didn’t take the Sarcofago antidote in time. He will be missed.
Sarcofago actually reanimates dead flesh. Who knew? Though, now I have a strong urge to crack someone’s skull open and dig into some fresh brains with a plastic spork.
Wait . . . you didn’t already have such urges? Am I the only one?
Just kidding. I don’t use sporks.
Yay for plastic sporks.
WHYYY?! D:
Oh well. May your cat and other animals in your neighbourhood gain maximum nourishment from your body before rigor mortis sets in.
As my time is far to valuable to be wasted on crap I didn’t watch the video. However seeing Sarcofago reminded me of Sarcophagus (US) and I had to throw that vinyl on.
I just listened to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgTn6CLovvM
It raised blisters on my face.
I’m more familiar with their earlier album “Requiem To The Death of Passion”, but from that song you linked the general sound seems to be about the same, I’ll have to hunt that album down.
nahh don;t hate ya, even If I try cause I love this site to much!!!!
So Eskimo Callboy are better than sarcofago. Just sayin’