I wet myself a little bit when I was informed of this tour, announced not long ago. Okay, to be honest, my bladder completely loosened and I’m now swimming in the processed fluids of last night’s beer. It’s such a good feeling, because seriously, look at that line-up.
Amon Amarth, Enslaved, and Skeletonwitch will be touring fortunate parts of the U.S. during January and February of 2014. Tickets are on sale now at this location.
My bladder-loosening enthusiasm is tempered only by the fact that neither Seattle nor any other city in the Pacific Northwest are on the schedule. Looks like San Francisco is as close as this bladder-loosening extravaganza will come. Fuck, there may be an SEA-SFO plane ticket in my future, though the airline would have to upholster my seat in plastic, or maybe I’ll finally have to splurge on some personal care products.
In case you have trouble seeing the dates in the tour flyer, you can find them listed after the jump.
01/17 – Las Vegas, Nev. @ House Of Blues
01/18 – Phoenix, Ariz. @ Club Red
01/20 – San Antonio, Texas @ Backstage Live
01/21 – Dallas, Texas @ House Of Blues
01/22 – Houston, Texas @ House Of Blues
01/24 – Atlanta, Ga. @ Center Stage
01/25 – Tampa, Fla. @ The Ritz
01/26 – Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. @ Revolution
01/27 – Orlando, Fla. @ House Of Blues (*no Skeletonwitch)
01/29 – Charlotte, N.C. @ The Fillmore
01/30 – Norfolk, Va. @ The NorVA
01/31 – Silver Springs, Md. @ The Fillmore
02/01 – Boston, Mass. @ House Of Blues
02/03 – Philadelphia, Pa. @ TLA
02/04 – New York, N.Y. @ Irving Plaza
02/07 – Chicago, Ill. @ House Of Blues
02/08 – Minneapolis, Minn. @ Mill City Nights
02/09 – Lawrence, Kansas @ Granada Theatre
02/11 – Denver, Colo. @ Summit Theatre
02/12 – Salt Lake City, Utah @ Murray Theater
02/14 – San Francisco, Calif. @ The Regency
02/15 – Los Angeles, Calif. @ The Wiltern
02/16 – San Diego, Calif. @ House Of Blues (* No Enslaved)