Well, you can’t say we didn’t warn you, cuz we did. We said in the post below this one that we probably hadn’t completely gotten this lolbandz/lollorisez thing out of our systems yet. And besides, we haven’t run an NCS contest since naming Niek Baboon’s gut-busting burger last September (here).
So, here’s the set-up: After we put up the post earlier today with NCS reader and sometimes contributor Phro‘s lol-speak captions for metal bands and our lol-captions for lorises, Phro found another loris photo he proposed as the official NCS mascot. It’s that very odd image up above. I immediately made a caption for it and added it to the original post, but I didn’t think my caption was that great.
So rather than try to come up with something better, I thought to myself, “Self, what the fuck, let’s let NCS readers suggest the caption!” As a bribe, we’ve got an assortment of new releases laying around in the loris cage and we’re willing to contribute three of those CDs as a prize. We won’t tell you what they are, because you may think they suck. So it will be a surprise — and they’ll be covered in authentic loris shit!. One more thing: Phro will pick the winner. (contest details after the jump . . .)
Here are the contest rulez: Submit your caption ideas through a comment on our original post (here). You can submit multiple captions if you want. The deadline for submitting captions will be this coming Saturday, January 29, at midnight Pacific Time. That will allow metal nerds (like us) who sit at home on a Saturday night with nothing to do to get their entries done.
Phrasing your caption in lolcat-speak would probably be a plus, but it’s not required. Also, because Phro will be the judge, gonzo captions will likely receive preference. Just a guess. Oh yeah — Phro and his family members are disqualified from participating.
Assuming we can find Phro, he will pick the winner on Sunday and e-mail it to me, and then we’ll announce the winner on Monday (and name the prizes) and then we’ll mail out the prizes to the lucky winner.
P.S. Phro doesn’t know that we want him to pick the winner. We don’t even know that Phro will be alive on Sunday. If Phro refuses to pick or dies, our cat will pick the winner. Now put your thinking caps on!
What’s a gonzo caption? Does it require massive amounts of drugs and a run in with the hell’s angels?
Those were the kind of things I had in mind. 🙂 Or a run-in with tentacles.