Apr 122011

I just saw news about a tour scheduled to make its way through the U.S. and Canada this summer, and fluids burst from every orifice. Well, at least my nose started running.

The headliner: Children of Bodom

The supporting bands:  The Devin Townsend Project, Obscura, and Septic Flesh

The dates and places? They include Seattle on June 27, which is really all I need to know. But because I love every single one of you, especially those of you who will be denied the chance to see this tour because I know you will be hurting inside, the rest of the schedule is after the jump, along with the tour flyer. Excuse me now while I wipe my nose.

June 24 Los Angeles, CA House of Blues
June 25 San Francisco, CA Slim’s
June 26 Portland, OR Roseland
June 27 Seattle, WA Showbox at the Market
June 28 Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom
June 30 Calgary, AB MacEwan Ballroom
July 2 Edmonton, AB Edmonton Events Center
July 3 Saskatoon, SK Odeon
July 4 Winnipeg, MB Garrick Center
July 5 St. Paul, MN Station Four
July 6 Chicago, IL House of Blues
July 8 Atlanta, GA Masquerade
July 9 Orlando, FL BeachamTheater
July 10 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Revolution
July 12 Pittsburgh, PA Mr. Smalls
July 13 Norfolk, VA The Norva
July 14 Springfield, VA Jaxx
July 15 Springfield, VA Jaxx
July 16 New York, NY Best Buy Theatre
July 17 Philadelphia, PA Trocadero Theatre
July 19 Worcester, PA Palladium
July 21 Halifax, NS Multipurpose Centre (* no Devin Townsend)
July 23 Toronto, ONT Downsview Park (* as part of Heavy TO w/ Megadeth, Rob Zombie, Slayer, etc.)
July 24 Montreal, QC Parc Jean-Drapeau (* as part of Heavy MTL w/ KISS, Motörhead, etc.)

  16 Responses to “HOLY. SHIT. CHECK OUT THIS TOUR”

  1. Yeah I saw this article this morning (thanks twitter). That first picture about sums it up. My head just exploded. I have half a chubby just thinking about this tour.

  2. Seattle AND Portland? I might see this fucking show TWICE!

    • If this didn’t interfere with a trip I was taking in June to Vegas to see RUSH, I’d so fucking fly out there to see this. PLEASE SOMEONE GO AND TAKE TONS OF PICTURES! I don’t even care if it’s a shitty camera phone either. Maybe some video too.

    • I was thinking the same thing. I did that when SUMMER SLAUGHTER passed through both cities last year and had a blast.

  3. How the hell do they not come to TEXAS!!!!! That is INFURIATING. And I dropped an F-bomb out loud at work. Fuck you tour promoter for Ugly Wold Tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. fuckers! i wish this tour would expand to europe, by that i mean portugal.

  5. Rabble rabble rabble! No Detroit!? :/ Bollocks…

  6. It’s up to you Islander. We demand coverage if we cannot go! Do eeehhhttt.

  7. This looks like a fun show, i can’t wait to…
    Oh. Nevermind.

    What the fuck?! Aren’t half these bands european!?
    Can’t be bothered to come to asia? (Actually, fuck asia, just japan?)

    Bodom is huge here, too.

    • Poopies? We do not stand for that kind of foul language at NCS. I insist that you clean up your goddamned language before you post another motherfucking comment here. I insist!

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