Let’s see now, it was August 7 when we decided to give away NCS t-shirts featuring the eye-catching Dan Arena poster for our fictitious FUCKING GOOD PANCAKE TOUR. Once we had that idea, we jumped on it faster than the crack of a bullwhip, speedier than a bullet fired from a high-powered rifle, so fast that if we’d been flying we’d have created a sonic boom.
Okay, maybe that’s exaggerating just a bit. We actually moved on the idea more like this:
But, we’ve actually made real progress. (more after the jump . . .)
We’ve now lined up a shirt printer, we’ve paid our deposit, the order is in, and we’re told that the shirts will be done in less than 2 weeks. And then, we’ll package them up and ship them off to everyone who has requested a shirt. And by the way, we ordered 115 shirts instead of 100, and so we’ve still got shirts available to those who want them, sizes S through 2XL.
Remember, this offer is only good while supplies last and, at least for now, is only open to residents of the U.S. and Canada. To repeat, all we ask is that you actually wear these things if you request one. That seems like a heavy enough price to pay — so there’s no charge for the shirts or for the shipping. If you want a shirt and haven’t asked for one yet, e-mail me your name, mailing addres, and size at: email@example.com