March 2, 2010: I wrote a rare, completely off-topic post about a movie — Crazy Heart.
April 9, 2012: A new comment appeared on that post. No one would have seen this comment, except possibly for Phro, since he left the only other comment on the post — in March 2011.
Here is the recent comment by a smear of living diarrhea whose spam-bot created the name qr5mer, with my interspersed responses in yellow, since that is the color of the piss in which I would like to drown this jackass:
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Seriously, what is the point of this shit? Yes, the creator of this nonsense succeeded in evading the spam filter at our site, but to what end? No one is ever going to visit the very subtle and cleverly implanted links (that was sarcasm), which I have now deleted thanks to the comment by .jh below. In fact, I would have deleted this entire bullshit comment a nanosecond after seeing it, as I do with others like it, except for the fact that it gave me an excuse to vent my spleen in this post. And also because it was so hilariously bizarre.
So why? I’m sure if I could be bothered to do a bit of research on this kind of spam I would find an answer. And I’m sure the answer, somehow, some way, would boil down to money, even if I can’t fathom how there is any money to be made in doing this.
But since the answer would undoubtedly leave me even more disgusted at the many forms of maggotry that masquerade as humans than I already am, I think I’ll pass . . . and go back to writing about metal.
P.S. I wrote this last night after going out to dinner with Mrs. Islander and having a couple of adult beverages and some red meat. Having read it again this morning, I realize that engaging in a dialogue with gibberish spam is questionable behavior. In my defense, I really enjoy seeing comments on our posts each day, but the first 5 comments I saw on the site when I got home after dinner were spam, and I kind of lost it.