My close friends and family members will tell you that I’m one of the most gullible people you could ever encounter. I prefer to think of it as an innately trusting nature, but my history of being duped is so long and rich that I can’t really quarrel with their judgment. Even on April 1, when I try to be on guard, I still get suckered like a carnival rube.
There were lots of metal-oriented pranks yesterday that were funny even though they were obvious — such as the 50 reviews that suddenly materialized on Metal-Archives for the ingeniously named Penis Metal by Hades Archer. At least I think that was a prank. Sometimes gullibility can work in reverse.
One prank I fell for, hook, line, and sinker, appears at the top of this post. I have such a hard-on for Oak Pantheon and Amiensus, and their 2013 split Gathering, that I took one look at that flyer — and the appearance of a Seattle date — and started marking my calendar and exclaiming enthusiastically about it on Facebook. I didn’t dwell on the logistical difficulty of a tour that would start on the US East Coast, jump to a bunch of European capitols, and then pick up on the US West Coast, all within the space of a month. I also completely missed the two tiny words in the lower right-hand corner of the flyer.
I have learned that although these bands make sublime music, they are cruel, cruel people.
Another prank I enjoyed yesterday was of the more obvious variety. The architect of this one was the extravagantly talented one-man Australian band known as Aquilus, whose sole album Griseus (2011) should be on everyone’s “must listen” list (it’s on Bandcamp). The following notice appeared on the Aquilus Facebook page:
Finally, the new Aquilus album, entitled “The Dark Mountains Are Scary” will be released by Road Runner Records on the 18th of May.
For 12 hours only, the 5th track on the album “The Moonlight Burns My Dragon’s Skin” will be available for listening here:
Okay, so it was pretty obvious, even to me, from the comical album and song titles (and the reference to Road Runner records) that this wasn’t real. But of course I was still very curious about the music to be found via that link. And even though it’s nothing like Griseus, it’s actually a lot of bluesy fun (as well as funny).
Did you see any good April Fool’s stuff yesterday? I mean other than my own post about Meshuggah’s expanded North American tour? Because of course that one was just roll-on-the-floor hilarious.