Dec 252025
 

(Around our generally putrid, poisonous, and devastatingly dark halls Christmas isn’t a special day, certainly not a day we honor by going silent. Like on every other holiday, and all the days in between, we commemorate it noisily. And to do that today we present the fourth installment of DGR’s five-part year-end list countdown)

I think that if we have timed this out correctly and things work out properly this entry is going to be that one that runs on Christmas Day, in which case “haha, holy shit”. Talk about a hell of a tour to have to walk through when you’re having your family gatherings – or if you’re a lounger like me, enjoying some now day-old leftovers or whatever chinese food you could score.

While I pored over this year-end list again and again to make sure that only the finest releases made the cut I found that I had created – save one moment of reserved beauty – quite the dense block of both suffocating death metal, blindingly violent black metal, excessive on all fronts metal, and outright depressing metal. This is the segment I’ve often joked is the one that could be most folks’ critical list because there’s a lot of names on here you may have crossed paths with on other sites. For some reason, this always lands about my top twenty with my final ten being some obscura gathering of death and grind bands for people to roll their eyes to and give me a good “how dare he” with some of the nominations. I know for sure I’ve got one on this segment that’ll likely get my car spraypainted.

If, however, this entry does wind up running on the holidays – and likely one of the only posts – then enjoy your time with your family if you’ve got em and appreciate them, if not, tell them to pound sand and hit the play button here. The music will always be here, either way. Continue reading »

Dec 242025
 

(As our LISTMANIA orgy continues, today we have a Top 20 list from Denver-based NCS writer Gonzo.)

Well, here we are again.

An intro to things like this seems superficial at best, so I’ll keep this brief: This is my list of my favorite albums from 2025. With no clear-cut favorite taking the #1 overall spot (like last year did with Absolute Elsewhere), 2025 was not short on variety or depth. I found myself constantly (and borderline obsessively) revisiting albums that came out in the dead of winter and early spring, and I was glad I did.

With that, it feels good to have wrapped this one up. Until next year, friends— Continue reading »

Dec 242025
 

(We have now arrived at the third installment of DGR’s 2025 year-end list, counting down from No. 30 to No. 21, with the next two segments coming in the next two days ahead. That’s right, we’ve found no reason to spare Christmas Eve or Christmas Day from the continuing conflagration.)

Watching this list shrink down is invigorating at times. It is overwhelming at first and it has been that way every time, but much like things are with actual procrastination, actually knuckling down and pushing the car forward can do a lot for morale. The finish line slowly crawls its way into sight and to such a point that it no longer seems like a hallucination but an actual tangible thing.

Of course I say this as if I don’t enjoy this exercise every year as well, rolling backwards through the year and with the rose-tinted glasses on and blinders big enough to block an IMAX screen so that I can focus only on the music and not other bullshit. Then, as is always the case when you write these things, you’ll come across an album and be kicking yourself thinking you should’ve positioned it higher, things should be re-ordered, you reassure yourself again that the rankings really don’t matter and that a game of Whose Line Is It Anyway has more actual structure.

Yet here you are, trying to once again re-stack and rewrite things, like trying to have a bareknuckle boxing match in a train that has derailed and is sailing over a cliff. You have bigger problems at stake vis-a-vis said train now plummetting Earthward, but still, the fight is important as well. My high school English teacher would want to kill me for having never figured out how to prioritize this crap. Continue reading »

Dec 232025
 

(Our old friend from Ohio, Professor D. Grover the XIIIth, has called the class to order again for the purpose of laying out his quite diverse year-end list of Top 20 albums (though actually more than that), and here they are.)

Greetings and salutations, friends. Another year has passed, and we are all of us another year closer to death. The world is generally shit, fascism is somehow on the rise again because time is a fucking flat circle, and the rich continue to conspire to get richer while making life miserable for the rest of us poor bastards. And yet! There is still an abundance of good music being released, so it’s not all bad.

As always, I am usually busy doing Dad Shit, which now includes Teaching A Teenager To Drive and also Dealing With That Same Teenager Having A Boyfriend, in addition to the usual Trying To Attend Sports Stuff For Three Kids, Sometimes All At Once. It’s exhausting! But it’s also, honestly, very rewarding. I love my life as it pertains to my family and would not change any of it. I’ve been a parent almost as long as No Clean Singing has existed, and it’s been a pleasure to watch the site grow along with my kids.

I’ve also been posting on Bluesky (@ruinerxiii.bsky.social), which is a lot like Twitter except that it’s not run by a Nazi and there’s a lot less racist fuckwits. You should follow me there, if you want to, and also make sure you’re following the official No Clean Singing Bluesky account. I talk a lot about music, and this year I counted down the album list you see here in the weeks leading up to this post. Continue reading »

Dec 232025
 

(We have reached the second installment of DGR’s 2025 year-end list, counting down from No. 40 to No. 31, with the next three segments coming in the next three days ahead.)

Right as I finished typing the last sentence of the previous entry for this feature it occurred to me that I had not gone onto my usual musings for how this list functions and where the true rankings actually lie. I’ll do so here, otherwise I’ll feel guilty for people actually thinking that I somehow have a nuanced enough opinion that I can actually rank this many albums against one another.

Truthfully, I can at best do a top fifteen and maybe a top twenty. The rest of these inclusions are as fluid and fungible as can get. I’ve joked before and I’ll do so again and again as my memory gets worse due to age but you could almost view this as a top fifteen albums and then thirty-five other really, really, really good releases worth listening to.

If you want to feel better about yourself, you could almost look at this as a fifty-way tie for first place. It’ll help assuage some of those aforementioned guilty feelings on my end at least. This also serves as an explainer for how the opening salvos from this list every year manage to sound as eclectic and wide-reaching as they are. Not as eclectic as a lot of people around here, but if you’d gone from album to album on the last edition you’d have gotten hit with metal bouncing all over the place, from death, to grind, to black metal, to moody-as-can-get sad boy rock, to melodramatic doom, and further down the line. This chunk of the list won’t be too different in that regard. Continue reading »

Dec 222025
 

(This is Part I of a five-part year-end list from NCS writer DGR. We’ll have all the remaining Parts coming out day-by-day until hitting the next weekend.)

I’d like to think that every year I manage to keep some sort of schedule when it comes to writing out the end of year events for this website. Usually it’s Andy’s comprehensive autopsy of the year, followed by my bullshit, and then everyone else gets a shot in between. If I manage to time it just right this usually runs just before the holidays and lands just in time so that you could really ruin a Christmas gathering or two with your musical taste were you so determined. I failed in every regard on that front this year.

Life handed me a few raw ones that I am still dealing with and I’m not even sure I’ve completely cleaned off the heaping plate of horseshit I was served so generously last year. That and of course the overall world events so omnipresent that even if you’ve managed to live in a sort of blissful ignorance, the cavalcade of bullshit just seems to be wearing on everybody. Everybody is fucking tired, everyone feels like shit, and my few moments of joy seem to consist of being surrounded by the gaggle of chucklefucks that attend concerts and festivals that I get to talk to.

Every year for at least the past half a decade at this point has opened with me opining about some sort of pessimistic crap, but to be honest, if you ever see me run one of these lists with a semblance of “man, things were just swell this time around!”, you should probably get a wellness check performed on my behalf. At the very least you shouldn’t trust whatever I put for the top ten that year. Or any year, really. The sheer ego of stacking fifty plus albums and expecting people to read it should be disqualifying enough. Continue reading »

Dec 192025
 

(Norway-based metal writer Chile joined our cadre roughly 13 months ago, a bit too late (or too soon) to participate in last year’s LISTMANIA orgy, but he does so this year with an excellent list of 25 albums that helped make 2025 a great year for metal.)

2025, eh? Bloody hell. We’ve felt the dissociation induced by the constant barrage of whatever was going wrong with the world on that particular day. We’ve felt the joy of new beginnings and the desperation of old wounds clawing at our serenity. We’ve felt compassion for the suffering of others, but were sometimes too helpless to act. There was 4 AM whiskey-soaked wisdom, there was bloody-knuckled politics.

We’ve made mistakes, and tried making some of them right again. Some by the grace of others, some we will take to our graves. The clouds passed by, and the days beneath them are passing still. We’re only human, after all. And in the midst of it all, there was the pure, thaumaturgical elation that metal brings to our lives and like all addictions compels us to come back for more. So here we are again. Continue reading »

Dec 182025
 

(For the 10th year in a row (but who’s counting?) we’re delighted to share a year-end music list from Canadian musician Seb Painchaud — whose band Tumbleweed Dealer finally came out with a new album this year! “Eclectic” has always been the first word that comes to mind in perusing Seb’s lists, and as you’ll discover, this year is no different. )

In this day and age, releasing music is like screaming into the abyss, except the echoes of your screams are interrupted by ICE advertisements. So, let’s give a nod to not only the following releases that grabbed my attention this year, but to every artist participating in the futile process of vomiting their art into this digital age. Continue reading »

Dec 172025
 

(We present NCS writer Wil Cifer’s list of the Top 20 metal albums of 2025.)

Still waiting on the world to end, this slow-burning apocalypse is more like the awkward silent pauses in a David Lynch movie. And much like this unease, 2025 felt like an odd year in music to me, but in the fifth year of every decade, there is a shift, so that transition is being felt for sure. Not as death metal dominant as last year’s list, and more balanced genre-wise, really only one entry rides the line on what is metal, but it’s sonically heavy enough to belong here.

With my neuro-spicy brain, these kinds of lists can be a bit of an obsessive sticking point for me that can lead down a rabbit hole of procrastination until I feel it’s perfect. Though the funny thing is, perfect does not exist, so I chose between obsession and acceptance, and accepted the fact I would just go with the albums I listened to the most, since at the end of the day, if you only give an album a couple of spins it really matters little what the Anthony Fantano’s of the world think about it if it does not resonate with you and hook you in. Continue reading »

Dec 172025
 


photo by Kassandra Carmona

(One of the perennial highlights of our year-end LISTMANIA series are the articles Neill Jameson (of Krieg) has contributed, and we’re very happy that he’s doing so again this year.)

If you’ve paid any attention over the last few years the first thing you’ll notice is my hair looks fucking wonderful, thank you. You’ll also notice this is my only list for the site this year. It’s actually my only list for any site besides my Substack, where the entirety of my list is, for better or worse. Since you asked, I’ve spent the better part of the year trying to carve that out as my main place where I drop the shit that falls out of my head. And what a year it’s been. Jesus Christ.

I don’t need to really tell the readers of this site why this year has been a motherfucker because I’m pretty sure the bulk of you didn’t vote for it. But it just seems like 2025, more than most, will not make too many “best years of my/your life” lists, whenever those get posted, April probably.

If we want to focus on whatever “positives” came out of this year, the main theme has been a massive flow of quality music, regardless of what genre you’re into. I don’t really remember a year starting so strongly and finishing with the same gusto, or zest if you will. I could have had a top 40 by fucking May. But the subtheme (minor to this year’s major? I haven’t slept in two days) is the amount of outsider records that came through the gates, artists who really stopped giving a fuck about convention and decided that rules were merely a suggestion, which can either be intoxicating or infuriating, especially if you have no patience for whimsy like me.

So for my contribution to the grand tradition of No Clean Singing lists which, frankly, are always outsider to the norms of the metal journalistic masses anyway, I wanted to focus on bands who colored outside the lines, either in their forms or in what expectations people may have had for them. 

And with that, let’s get cracking. Continue reading »