Dec 182011

(Our man Trollfiend was good to his word. Even though he has his own new, already thriving, metal blog now (ALSO, WOLVES), he hasn’t forgotten his old friends at NCS. Herewith, his list of . . . uh . . . trollcock tantalizers for 2011.)

Not much new music makes its way to the Trollcave,  I barely get any kind of internet connection up in this bitch, and the iTunes store apparently does not accept Trollcash (which consists individually of a severed and shrunken priest’s head stuffed inside a boiled and distended bull’s scrotum and tied shut with seven strands of golden hair from a female dwarf’s beard – in other words, accepted everywhere you see a Visa or Mastercard logo).  What little new music I get must be carefully pillaged from local and ecologically sustainable villagers.  It must then be fermented inside a sheep carcass for six months and then distilled and filtered through rendered baby fat before the pure delicious goodness rises to the top and the rest trickles out the bottom, fit only to fertilize my dung heap farm.

Since most of the good shit has already been skimmed off the top (sweet delicious chunks like Vallenfyre, for example), I decided to be more selective in my selection of selections for this list.  Specifically, I chose my top 10 folk/folkish/ethnic/Viking/pagan/weird-ass-shit albums of the year…in other words, the gristly nuggets no one else would touch.  So fill up your pints and break out the hot sauce because here we randomly go:

ArkonaSlovo: pagan Russian Rod-worshipers (look it up if you don’t believe me) Arkona punch you in the face with a bear on this latest release.  I really can’t think of a better analogy, so I’m flogging this one until it’s nothing more than a red paste in the snow.  This would be my album of the year, if I cared to have one.  I’m not going to say much more about it since I already reviewed the album a while ago, but I will say go give it a listen or I will punch you in the face with a bear.

SvartsotMaledictus Eris: Folk death.  Yep.  Thanks to at least one knowledgeable NCS reader I now know that “svart” is Swedish for “black”.  “Sot”, as far as I know, means “drunkard”, but probably not in Swedish.  However, I know Svartsot’s drinking horns aren’t purely for show, and this band brings the heavy along with the folk like any good pack of ale-soused heathen warriors, so I’m going to go with my translation of “Black Drunks”.  Feel free to correct me on that one while I guzzle beer and roll in some soot.

TrollfesTEn Kvest For Den Hellige Gral: If you’ve ever seen TrollfesT you’ll know that they are one of the hardest drinking acts that take occasional music breaks.  The only way I can describe them is “black/party metal with banjos”.  The most fun you’ll ever have getting your face peeled off and soaked in Jagermeister.  On a side note I still have no fucking idea what the title of the album means.  It’s like, “Quest for the Holy…” something something.

KorpiklaaniUkon Wacka: possibly the mightiest of folk metal gods, the Forest Clan hold the Guinness World Record for most songs about booze by a single band.  To quote frontman Jonne Järvelä, “Beer beer pints of beer vodka tequila beer beer beer, ale vodka beer.”  At least that’s what I think he said; I don’t understand Finnish.

MoonsorrowVarjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa: So far, Moonsorrow can do no wrong.  All I can say is that I would have loved to see their tour in China.  The idea of a Finnish folk/black metal band in a sea of screaming Asians just appeals to me in a weird sort of anthropological way.  Also, I’m trying really hard not to chant “Moonsollow! Moonsollow!” because that would be incredibly racist and wrong.  You’ll just have to pretend I did.

Troll Gnet ElHolpnir: What the fuck is Troll Gnet El? Are they folk metal? Beer metal? Folk rock? A bunch of drunken weirdos singing about trolls and beer? If you answered “yes” to all of these questions, you are correct! I’m guessing by now I don’t have to explain why I love this album or why it’s in my top 10 list.  If I do, you haven’t been paying attention, but if you’re not getting it…let me explain.  No, it will take too long. Let me sum up: TROLLS. BEER.

SvartbyElemental Tales: Another folk death album I’ve already reviewed, but that had to go in my list because it’s a concept album about imps and I’m a huge nerd.  Also it contains the song “Flaming Balls”, which is one of my favourite songs ever and not just because of the title.  Okay, a little bit because of the title.  But it’s a damn fun song, and if you don’t like it you can suck flaming balls while I punch you in the face with a bear.

FinntrollNifelvind (Tour Edition): Technically released in 2011, this re-release of an album released in 2010 was released to much critical release.  Some people were pissed at having to pay full album price for an album they’d already paid full album price for, just to get some previously unreleased releases they hadn’t got on the album they’d got when it was originally released.  But ZOMG NEW COVER ART! Personally, I thought it was worth it for the Pet Shop Boys cover, if only because it was a cover of a Pet Shop Boys song and not because I liked it or anything.

KartikeyaMahayuga: I dunno if this band counts as folk metal; they describe themselves as “ethnic DM”, which seems a little odd to me as they are Russians singing about Hinduism.  But that’s all semantic sophistry – Kartikeya is fucking awesome death metal that incorporates traditional Indian melodies and rhythms into the sound of Shiva kicking ass all over the Subcontinent with his eighteen legs and punching some mere twelve-faced punk in his twelve faces with whatever animal that is kind of like a bear lives in India.

TyrThe Lay of Thrym: Folk metal’s answer to that proggy djentcore band you’re embarrassed to admit that you like, Tyr can be challenging at times.  I know here at NCS there’s a hardline stance against bands that feature clean vocals, but I’m hoping the fact that no one will actually be reading this list will allow me to sneak this one in.  Tyr can be proggy at times, sometimes they even sound a little power-metally, and sometimes they abandon metal altogether for some folky chant-a-longs.  But they make damn fine music, and they make it the Viking way…not like those nerds in Amon Amarth.

That’s it for this year.  Hold your heathen hammers high, my metal brothers and sisters, and enjoy your holidays.  I’ll be sending gifts of Trollcash to all of you.


  1. sot means soot – so Svartsot would translate to “black soot”

    • I stand corrected!

      See this is why I love NCS…it’s informative AND educational!

    • “sot” is also an older scandinavian expression used for disease(as in the contagious epidemic form).
      svartsot is a more advanced state of jaundice where the yellow blackens(way more evil than soot!)
      It also fit the band nicely to use an older meaning of the word.

      – SVART-SOT , sbst.¹ ( svart- 1669–1885. svarte- c. 1696 ) (†)
      [SVART.adj 1]
      1) till 1: om svår form av gulsot där den gula färgen mörknar o. närmar sig svart; jfr sot, sbst.² 1. HOLMBERG 1: 1053 (1795 ). SCHULTHESS (1885 ).

  2. I am expecting very very big things from the new Karkikeya. For some reason however I thought Mahayuga came out in 2010. I cannot get a confirmation on this info though because I dont own a physical CD from them.

    Can anyone here confirm the actual release year of it? If Mahayuga is a 2011 release then Im very surprised that it hasnt made many other top 10s.

    • According to their myspace page it “hit stores on April 8, 2011”.

      I was surprised too, I was sure it had come out in 2010.

      • A note on Katikeya. They are Ethnic Russians, ie. they are not decended from The Rus but more so from that Tartars. They are the people of the Steepes which practiced Vedic Brahmanism.

        Liken it to an American Band that looked white but where the main writer was part Native American and wrote songs about Native American beliefs and used Native American sounds in their music.

        • Ah, okay, cool. You’d think as an anthropologist I’d be up on this stuff. 🙂

          • When did you chnage it to Happytrollfeet? LOL

            What’s your specialty? My Anthro degree is the least usefull thing Ive ever gotten. I refer to it as my receipt. But it always makes for good convos.

        • Also, we got a comment a while back from someone who sounded like he knows the band, who wrote that the leader of Kartikeya, Arsafes (Roman Iskorostenskiy), spent his entire childhood in India and that his whole family is involved in Indian culture.

  3. One has heard 6 of the 10 albums mentioned hear, prior to them being mentioned on any year-end lists. So, does one retain/gain any Folk Metal cred?

    • You have to go on a long quest through dangerous lands to find the Oracle. There, the Oracle will give you an even longer and more dangerous quest to go on (most likely involving slaying some huge fucking mythic monster). Then and only then will you have gained folk metal cred.

  4. You are almost correct about Trollfest “En Kvest For Den Hellige Gral” kinda translates into “A quest for the holy grail” Kvest is pronounced just like the english word Quest, but means Maim or Mutilate.

    But when did Trollfest ever worry about grammar? They tend to mix norwegian and german.

  5. As far as I know, 3/10 on the Finn-o-meter. Good list!

  6. Expecting big things from Lamb of God in 2012, “Resolution” comes out 1/24, should be solid!

  7. I too loved Moonsorrow and Arkona’s albums. I wasn’t too big on Tyr’s though. Seemed to lack something.

  8. Another quick note on Trollfest – if you haven’t already, you should totally go ‘like’ them on Facebook.

    If for no other reason than the constant stream of troll-related humor and jokes they share on pretty much a daily basis.

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