Oct 172012

Hey dudes and dudettes, what up this fine morning? I’ll tell you what’s up with me: I’m fuckin’ groggy and worn out from jetting around the damn country for my fuckin’ day job over the last three days, and I’m about to go back out to the goddamn airport AGAIN after one night sleeping in my own bed.

I’m tired of standing in lines. I’m tired of the TSA workers sticking their fingers in my bunghole and giving me the shit eye, as if they knew I was a coke mule, which of course they don’t because they’re not gettin’ far enough up my asshole to know the truth. I’m tired of the screaming brats who seem drawn to my part of the fuckin’ planes like it was a big magnetic nursing tit. I’m tired of other people poaching on my personal blogging time like they expect me to actually work for my pay (what a fuckin’ quaint idea).

And mainly I’m just tired. Lack of sleep compounded by airport and airplane fuckery makes me grumpy, as you might have noticed. But at the moment I’m experiencing a rare moment of cheeriness because of the three items in this post. It will pass, and I’ll become a shitty presence for all the poor motherfuckers I encounter again today, but for now I’m passing on the cheer: A new music video from Die Antwoord (South Africa); new songs from Vomitor (Australia); and yet another new-ish video from Give Zombies the Vote (Zombieland).


No, they’re not a metal band, but they’re zef. I don’t know exactly what zef means, but I think it means metal. They released a new music video yesterday for “Fatty Boom Boom” from their album TEN$ION on ZEF RECORDZ. I don’t even particularly enjoy rap music, but this video gave me some big smiles. And if you don’t like it, you can SUIG MY FOKKEN PIEL! Hier kom ek weer, like a lekker smack in da face, right after the jump. Vagina prawn.




Vomitor’s third album The Escalation is scheduled for release on January 22, 2013 by Hells Headbangers in the Americas and by Invictus Productions in Europe and the UK. And to build interest in the album, Vomitor will actually be touring the U.S. along with Negative Plane in December. And I would definitely see that fuckin’ line-up except for the fact that Cleveland is as far West as they’re going:


   December 5th – Philadelphia, PA
December 6th – Baltimore, MD
December 7th – Richmond, VA
December 8th – Pittsburgh, PA
December 9th – Cleveland, OH
December 10th – Brooklyn, NY


Ticket info and venue specifications are here.

May I just say to you, Vomitor, how could you come all the way from Australia and not visit the beautiful Pacific Northwest in the beautiful month of December, when the sun will rarely shine and you’d get so water-logged that mold would set up house in your underoos in about 5 minutes?  I mean, who would want to miss a near-lethal dose of crotch rot? I don’t get it.

Three tracks from The Escalation are now streaming on Bandcamp, which you can also download the title track for free. Do you know what they sound like? You’ll find out in just a moment. But I’ll give you a hint: Rancid, radioactive, waste-ridden, lo-fi, charred death fuckin’ metal. If you’ve got a hazmat suit, climb into that fucker and press play. Otherwise, you’ll just have to live with a few of your body parts turning gangrenous and falling off and smelling really bad. Splat!





We featured these brain-dead, shambling, drooling cretins from Boston back in June. Their debut album, Dominions, is now out. Fuckin’ dumbass that I am, I still haven’t listened to the whole thing, despite the fact that the few songs I’ve heard from it hit me up side the head in a way that I like when I’m hit up side the head.

Thanks to an e-mail from NCS reader Fersas, I saw that GZTV’s front dude Shaun Callaghan got drunk and made a video in which he lip-syncs the band’s song “Black Hole” to his cat Bill Murray.

Bill is a good fuckin’ cat. He doesn’t turn and claw the shit out of Shaun’s face. He doesn’t squirm and twist and contort himself in an effort to get away. He doesn’t piss down Shaun’s arm. He makes with the wide eyes and a little mewling face a couple of times, but otherwise he’s just hangin’ in there letting his human co-habitant be a funny jackass to a good song.

Really makes me miss my cat.



  1. Vomitor is also playing at Red 7 in Austin, Tx on Dec 13th with Hod. (no Negative Plane on this date)

  2. I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this post.

    You should write more often when you’re cranky.

    That Die Antwoord video should probably come with a seizure warning or something though.

  3. I enjoy the fact that even though Die Antwoord is obviously making money now, they haven’t changed anything. It’s just given them a bigger budget for weird.

  4. I shall happily take (and by take, I mean taunt you with) pictures of Vomitor and Negative Plane when they come through Baltimore in a couple months

    • You just had to do that, didn’t you. If I didn’t do that every chance I get when some tour comes through Seattle, I’d want to beat you with my smiley pole. Hell, I still want to beat you with my smiley pole.

  5. I’m still not sure how i feel about Die Antwoord. I weirdly enjoyed Enter the Ninja and this video/song is even weirder. I did like the part where Lady Gaga gets eaten by a lion though.

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